Programmer Humor

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Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

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Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
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Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

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Vercel's solution to their static generation feature being incompatible with secure webpages: just use the feature you don't need that you can pay us for (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 hours ago by aidan@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Software Terminology (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Happens often (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Which of these javascript expressions is false? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Node Modules (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Welcome to the team (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Been here 5 days and I hate it already, I understand this vacancy now.

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Tell me the truth ... (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by jeena@piefed.jeena.net to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Why did the recursion cross the road? (feddit.cl)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Pudutr0n@feddit.cl to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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to...

ask "why did the recursion cross the road?"

Thank you, thank you. I'll see myself out.

May the Fourth (III) (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by Pro@programming.dev to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Source.

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Writing code (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Magic Thinking Rocks (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Vibebugger (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by Zenoctate@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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I spent a week debugging a build issue (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by merthyr1831@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Yeah, it was the cached dependencies, how did you guess?

I'm gonna refactor later. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by Yeromon@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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cross-posted from: https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/36216943

Source(Furaffinity)

Artist(Furaffinity)

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Me can compooter (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Meme transcription:

An obviously exhausted Spongebob is raising his arms in a rejoicing gesture. His face shows great tiredness, but also happiness.

Title: Finally finding your stupidity after hours of debugging.

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Vibe Coding (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Mom can we have Scratch? We have scratch at home. Scratch at home: (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Marge sort (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Programmers then and now (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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AI will replace programmers (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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docker compose illustrated (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Aborted Virtual Machine (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29156476

Aborted VM rule

Backend 🤝 Frontend (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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certificate_of_quality.png (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by bratorange@feddit.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Java Bros (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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