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don't ever change you're perfect (lemmy.cringecollective.io)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

don't ever change baby you're the best

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 124 points 4 days ago

Notice that it isn't publicly traded. I suspect that's why it hasn't enshittified.

[-] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Big part, for sure.

[-] mikyopii@programming.dev 117 points 5 days ago

Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you're already perfect?

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 39 points 5 days ago

No website, only crab juice.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Eeeehhh you got a men’s room in there?

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

my favorite MTG card. that paired with the enchantment to untap a creature for 1 mana and an ass load of counter spells... chefs kiss*

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

Not perfect. I hate searching for a thing and someone has pasted a huge keyword dictionary into their post for SEO. It’s like when I was shopping specifically for a new Chevy spark r/t and the sales rep tried to steer me into a used Malibu.

[-] bl4kers@lemmy.ml 36 points 4 days ago

Flagging things like that usually leads to their removal

[-] daltotron@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

haven't had much of an issue with that as long as I hide duplicates, require posts with images, and then click on the "owner" tab instead of the dealer tab, but I live in a pretty small city, so ymmv.

[-] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago

I met my wife on Craigslist nearly 20 years ago 😁

[-] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

What she was doing there she just won’t say…

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago
[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago
[-] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Turned out to live within walking distance - it’s funny how these things work out

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

I didn't know they offer same day shipping on mail-order brides now.

[-] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago
[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

Oh wow! How long had you been married to her?

[-] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Minus 9 months

I love you, you're perfect, now change.

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2024
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