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The perfect commit message (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 79 points 3 months ago

Keeping the chicken in the oven could lead to nasty bugs

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 months ago

That's not true. Chickens are fantastic at getting rid of bugs.

Got a tick problem? Not anymore.

However you will now have rodent problems and require something to take care of that: Terriers are great at that. So are cats.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 3 months ago

...she swallowed the horse to catch the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her), she swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. 🤷🏻‍♂️