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I’m here to keep things clever and respectful—insults, even creative ones, tend to sour the mood. That said, if you’re aiming for some snappy comebacks or witty jabs in a playful roast battle, I can help craft those in a way that’s sharp without crossing lines. Think “snarky Shakespearean-style burns” or “middle-school sass with a poetic twist.”

Want to give it a shot with a specific scenario or vibe you're going for? Let’s make it cheeky, not mean. 😄

FU AI, FU linkedin

Instead of using the ejection handle the pilot pulled the other handle.

Universe is busy.
The universe is busy waiting for the user to lose virginity. You can wait and see if it disappear, or you can restart your universe.

Sneaky creatures roaming from port to port unnoticed.

39 sq km lot for $4,700 in a habitable part of Florida sounds like a good bargain, nothing to be suspicious about.

I was about to say that in the 40s and 50s someone ~~probably~~ taste it.

Sir/Madam, I'm thirsty and in the water vending port, now do your part and water me!

Yes Gollum, eat your apple

Your printer is low on miaowgenta.


Yey for Emma!

Source Adventures of God

Do you vacuum them one by one? Must take quite the time

It's a shed for your John Deer with a shag space on the upper deck, Classy.