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Rejoice! The day is finally here. Lemmy shit posting is open to the public once again.

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submitted 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) by dch82@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

You can never stop us.

You can see what we see on our internet TVs, but we will DNS block you to oblivion.

You can install rootkits on our PCs, but we will torrent, copy, share and never buy another one of your discs.

You can brick our devices for trying to install another software, but we will figure a way around and do the very thing you've tried to deter us from doing.

You can remove our favourite movies and shows from your crappy platform, but we have already scraped, decrypted, seeded and put them on our trackers.

You can ship every device with backdoors, but we will abuse them to liberate our gadgets from your cruel control.

You can let us know we will never own our games, but we will let you know we will never own our games.

You can try anything and everything but we will circumvent it eventually.

We own what we own and we will not own what we cannot.

We are known by many names but we are one.

We are everywhere but we are nowhere.

Expect us.

EDIT: Last 3 lines to make them paradoxes

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The card game, which asks players to match words and phrases to create what is often crude humor, is promising to pay up to $100 to reluctant Democratic-leaning voters if they publicly mock the former president and make a plan to vote.

The company said it started issuing payments on Tuesday, after it had created a vulgarity-laced website to recruit potential voters who sat out the 2020 election.

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submitted 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) by ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I hope y'all are okay.

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He has the bravery to tell it like it is.

He was sent by God to save America, doncha know?

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