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Same.

True story. One of our dogs is a toy poodle. When he was a puppy, we had to closely monitor how much he ate because he would overdo it and have explosive poops in the middle of the night.

And when I say "explosive", I mean the dog is covered in shit. The top, bottom, and sides of his crate are covered in shit. The floor outside of his crate is covered in shit. This dog weighs two pounds and is completely surrounded by like five pounds of shit.

I wake up at 2:00 AM, after just letting him go poop outside an hour ago, and this is what I find. All you can really do is stand there for a minute wondering how the hell this even happened. How did that much poop come out of one tiny dog? It shouldn't be physically possible and yet here we are.

Thankfully he grew out of that. ...just in time for our other geriatric, blind, arthritic shit rat to develop incontinence.

Having access to information doesn't help people who can't read or don't have the ability to comprehend what they're reading.

I think it's pretty safe to say that when your country is run by a murderous tyrant who has his own mother arrested on [presumably] fabricated corruption charges, human rights are of little concern.

I'm sorry, but if a prospective employer is asking me to do seven rounds of interviews, I'm going to take that as a giant red flag that they a.) don't respect me or my time and b.) are woefully incompetent at every other aspect of their business.

I see these types of posts on Craigslist all the time. "1959 Cadillac. Perfect candidate for restoration. $2,500 firm."

And it's like, uh, no. I'm positive that at one time that WAS a 1959 Cadillac. But, the floor pan is completely rotted out. The engine consists solely of the block. The rest of the drive trane and hood are gone. And the rest of the car looks like someone heard One Piece at a Time on the radio and thought it was a repair manual.

At best you've got $500 worth of scrap metal and that's if YOU load it on a flat bed and haul it to the junk yard yourself.

"I am definitely going to remember putting this here."

Narrator: "He forgot almost immediately."

Hamas was hiding on Alderaan.

If they could detain him indefinitely, that would be great.

Frasier and to a lesser extent Cheers.

Lol I can't even find my firearm. I know it's around here somewhere. Somewhere really stupidly obvious. I just set it down like two seconds ago. 🤔

Definitely not exclusive to the US but still a significant and shameful part of our history. LBJ said it best. "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored [brown, gay, trans, etc.] man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."