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Fake NYC doctor charged after botched butt implant procedure leaves woman brain dead
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As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)
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'Chemtrails,' cloud seeding would be banned under bill passed by Florida Senate
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Fox News removes their Dow ticker as stocks crater from Trump's new tariffs
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Windows intros 365 Link, a black box that does nothing but connect to Microsoft's cloud
(www.theregister.com)
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Trump tells UK to buy chlorinated chicken from US if it wants tariff relief
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Boasberg signals he may hold Trump officials in contempt over deportation flights
(www.politico.com)
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Microsoft tells abandoned Publisher fans to just use Word and hope for the best
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An AI has been accepted as a student at the Vienna art school that twice rejected Hitler.
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Elon Musk dramatically steps down from DOGE in shock move after Trump expressed private doubts
(www.dailymail.co.uk)
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