hellfire103

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

We need to bring either The Day Today or Brass Eye back. Reality-grade satire is not working anymore.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 24 points 20 hours ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What social media is this?

 
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago

Great, can't wait to never use it.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

It sounds like it should be a spoonerism, but it isn't.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I thought the CIA always maintained that they had nothing to do with Lee Harvey Oswald or the JFK assassination?

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Correct. This is for completely believable fake stories, where you have no choice but to eat the onion, so to speak.

 
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (4 children)

No it isn't. This is Not Not The Onion.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/47974766

cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/theonion@sh.itjust.works/t/2427379

In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its website Friday.

The purge follows a directive from the DOJ last week to roll back pro-justice programs and delete thousands of webpages that contained banned words, including “fairness,” “integrity,” “due process,” and “honor.” Citing an executive order from the president, Attorney General Pam Bondi directed her department to comb through all its articles, images, videos, and social media posts to remove any “un-American, leftist propaganda” related to upholding the rule of law, keeping the nation safe, or protecting citizen’s rights.

“Justice is a discriminatory form of woke cultural Marxism that has no place in our Justice Department,” Bondi said during a press conference, adding that pro-justice policies actively divided Americans, spread misinformation, and distracted from the DOJ’s core mission. “Anyone who says that justice is our department’s strength—or that we should promote dangerous ideals that imply Americans will be treated with dignity or compassion in the eyes of the law—is sadly mistaken.”
To ensure compliance, Bondi ordered the deletion of every word in the
phrase “equal justice under the law.”

“Thanks to Donald Trump, justice is dead,” she added. “And this is just the beginning.” [...]

 

cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/theonion@sh.itjust.works/t/2427379

In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its website Friday.

The purge follows a directive from the DOJ last week to roll back pro-justice programs and delete thousands of webpages that contained banned words, including “fairness,” “integrity,” “due process,” and “honor.” Citing an executive order from the president, Attorney General Pam Bondi directed her department to comb through all its articles, images, videos, and social media posts to remove any “un-American, leftist propaganda” related to upholding the rule of law, keeping the nation safe, or protecting citizen’s rights.

“Justice is a discriminatory form of woke cultural Marxism that has no place in our Justice Department,” Bondi said during a press conference, adding that pro-justice policies actively divided Americans, spread misinformation, and distracted from the DOJ’s core mission. “Anyone who says that justice is our department’s strength—or that we should promote dangerous ideals that imply Americans will be treated with dignity or compassion in the eyes of the law—is sadly mistaken.”
To ensure compliance, Bondi ordered the deletion of every word in the
phrase “equal justice under the law.”

“Thanks to Donald Trump, justice is dead,” she added. “And this is just the beginning.” [...]

 
 
 
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