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POV: You're a terribly out of touch executive (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

ChatGPT, what are some creative ways to call someone a fuckface?

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m here to keep things clever and respectful—insults, even creative ones, tend to sour the mood. That said, if you’re aiming for some snappy comebacks or witty jabs in a playful roast battle, I can help craft those in a way that’s sharp without crossing lines. Think “snarky Shakespearean-style burns” or “middle-school sass with a poetic twist.”

Want to give it a shot with a specific scenario or vibe you're going for? Let’s make it cheeky, not mean. 😄

FU AI, FU linkedin

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

What a shareholder-respective response

[–] Taokan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Honestly, AI creating absolute dogpiles of low-effort resumes, making shit up all while being the trendy thing so HR recruiters not only can't ban it but have to embrace it, is the best damn thing to happen since the pandemic briefly taught us most of us could do our jobs remotely. I've already observed several new hires come in, make a complete mess and sail off for their next opportunity ... it's definitely gumming up the corporate gears. It's automating all the circle jerk bullshit, and I'm here for it.

[–] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

"Middle-school sass with a poetic twist" is certainly what I aim for when crafting my roasts and witty jabs