[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 32 points 17 hours ago

But there would be 20k testicles.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Because online, people only talk about those things.

In the real world, they are doing them. And so much more. But usually when you're not looking.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 17 hours ago

gets hit once; strips

I think the protagonist of that game might have been a masochist.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 18 hours ago

I like Kirk for being just an old school Hollywood action dude.

I like Picard for his diplomacy skills.

I like Janeway because she doesn't fuck around.

I like Sisko for all of the above, and also having the balls to sock Q in the face.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I'm glad we have finally gotten to a technological point where games just go right to the god damn menu the moment you power on the machine (or at least, good ones without an hour of unskippable logos and disclaimers), since that was what I had originally, you know, back before the CD era and everything was solid state. You'd pop in an NES, Master System, SNES or Genesis cart in, power it on and BAM! the game is already going.

Not that I am not nostalgic for the PS1, PS2, Dreamcast and GameCube startup sequences.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 76 points 18 hours ago

This explains why ghosts and goblins were more prevelent back when society was way more prudish about sex.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 18 hours ago

'Tis Torture Time for Princess!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 46 points 19 hours ago

breaks both its arms

"Call me mommy."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 58 points 19 hours ago

I do my best, but people always get upset when I greet them by sniffing their butt. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 73 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

It might have pee in it, considering where it comes from, but it's mostly not pee and if you've ever tasted both, you'd know the difference.

However, I do believe a vast majority of squirting in porn is just them peeing.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 32 points 21 hours ago

Bottom then top.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 91 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

be an introvert

Dream about talking to huge crowd of people

Wake up exhausted from talking to people

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submitted 3 days ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/chat@yiffit.net

I've never had a work of fiction affect me so and I don't know what to do other than talk about it. I keep making myself cry wishing it all was real and I was there on Adastra or Khemia with Amicus and Neferu.

I've certainly felt a fondness for characters and wanted to be transported to fictional worlds before but... Not like this. Not this badly. And it's not even the visuals that drew me to any of the characters; I've seen their images a lot before ever playing the game and didn't have the same pull toward them as I do now, knowing their personalities.

This is so fucked up and stupid and I feel dumb for even admitting how it's making me feel, but I just have to because otherwise I'm going to overflow. ๐Ÿ˜–

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/meta@yiffit.net

I got on my PC today and noticed that yiffit, my homepage, won't log me in and just keeps giving this red banner popup in the left corner that says "error incorrect_login."

I know it's not my login/password combo; I am able to use Jerboa and Firefox on my phone to log in and do stuff (that's how I am writing this post!) but on my computer it won't let me in! Cleared the history, cache, saved info, etc and it just keeps giving me this damn error even when I try to open the login page to make sure it's trying the right info.

The main page itself just gives me the standard "server issue" error that I assume is Lemmy's default error page when it can't reach the server. But again, I am only getting this problem on my PC; my other devices allow me to browse and post just fine, so I have no idea what the heck is going on here. Is it my end or the server?

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Personally, I don't* but I was curious what others think.

^*^some sandwiches excluded like a Cubano or chicken parm; those do require cooking.

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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/warframe@dormi.zone

I'm half-way through Sedna right now. I have just 1 Warframe (though I did start building Limbo last night when I remembered I did that quest) and it, a long with my best weapons, are maxed out and either at mod capacity or damn near (still need endo for a few). MR5.

I have a railjack, I unlocked the Operator, and I have so many resources and credits. But everything is starting to take forever to kill and hurts me so much. When I did the whole Drifter quest thing, I choose everything I already used but it was so much stronger. The Warframe had way more shield and health even though I have Redirection and Vitality maxed out on it. The Boltor had a super high ROF compared to what mine has and did way more damage.

How the hell do I get that kind of power on my normal stuff? I know about Forma but I haven't even seen some of the mods for the weapons I have I've seen suggested for maximum damage, so I'm just hanging onto those until it makes sense to use them. Is that really the only way to get stronger?

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submitted 1 month ago by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/support@lemmy.world

I'm not sure if this is a Lemmy issue, an instance issue or a Jerboa issue but occasionally when I hit the button to reply specifically to the main post and make a top-level comment, it instead replies to one of the already existing top level comments.

I don't know how long this has been happening; I only just now noticed it wasn't me accidentally clicking the wrong reply button when it happened twice in a row and I was making absolute sure I hit the right button the second time.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/games@sh.itjust.works

I have 1 last achievement to get and it didn't seem like it would be that hard since I already got S rank without even trying on all the high payout missions when I was grinding cash for all the parts.

However, a few seem to be completely arbitrary and not simply about speed and efficiency. Or maybe I am just not fast enough? I have to actually use a stop watch because the game doesn't actually tell you the mission time...

Anyway I have literally 2 left that I can't get above A rank on and I don't know why.

First is Stop The Data Breach. I zip through the level as fast as I can destroying the hacking nodes, and even take out the tetrapod in the hallway while waiting for the dialogue to continue and give me access to the last door leading to Iguazu. I know from watching a video of someone getting S rank that the damage and ammo costs I end up with are good (even lower) so it's gotta be the time it takes to do the final fight. But that dumbass Iguazu heals like 4 times every time he's down to nothing which makes it take way longer than it should. I can kill him faster but that would cost more in the ammo cost, assuming it even hits because the weapons that would allow near instant death are also super slow and he constantly dodged all over the place.

The other is Destroy the Refuelling base. I've zipped straight to the main objective and killed the ACs at the end in under 2 minutes and got A rank. I've gone and blown up all the fuel dumps then the main objective and killed the ACs in just a few seconds more; still A. The fuck does it expect me to do? Finish in 30 seconds? I can use the fastest possible mech build and it still takes like a minute just to reach the objective going in as straight a line to it as you can.

The lack of clear objectives listed for these arbitrary requirements is driving me crazy. I've looked for answers online, of course, but every answer is different. Some people got S rank doing this, others got it doing something else. Neither method worked for me, so it just feels like random.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/pcgaming@lemmy.ca

Playing Ghost of Tsushima and just trying to get the best settings for my machine and was suggested to use high preset with resolution scaling off and frame Gen on.

It certainly makes the FPS counter say it's 60fps now when it would constantly dip to 40, but it doesn't feel or look smooth at all. I can get 60fps without frame Gen in much of the game, and turning it off in those areas looks smoother and feels nicer.

I've never used frame generation in anything else before so I don't know if this is normal or what's going on. Would it feel better if I uncapped the frame rate and turned off vsync?

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Just thinking about how I've read that humans are the only animals on the planet that can throw objects with a degree of accuracy. But could a dog or other animal be taught, and trained to throw things to hit a target? I mean, it's not like a human can throw well without guidance and practice, either.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/japaneselanguage@sopuli.xyz

Like "radio" or "fantasy" or "game..." They're basically the same in Japanese (radjio, fantaji, gaamu) so if I just said them in English pronunciation, would someone with no experience in English still be able to tell what I'm saying?

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Just curious if anyone else with a Quest 3 (or even 2 I guess) is having this issue. Seems to have only started after v68 dropped. Is there a fix? The patch notes said I should be able to handle the connection from the system menu, but there's nothing to force them back on or turn them off; it's the same shit that's been in there since I got the thing.

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Fluff pile (yiffit.net)
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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Just as the title says: Have you ever clicked on an ad, knowing it was an ad, on purpose? What ad was it? Why did you click it?

Curious because I realized I have not once in my life clicked on an ad shown online on purpose. Accidentally, and being tricked into clicking the wrong thing sure; never with intent though.

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