Live free or die? Dont tempt me with the best time if my life (the end).
I constantly consider just fucking off to some mountain, every day, I see less and less benefit in civilization.
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What would you call your mountain?
Mount Rush-B more, or you know, I'd just call it "The Mountain" or "My Mountain", since I would not have thought of that...
Okay, but stay off of My Side of the Mountain
Someone owns the mountain actually.
"I'm going to the last place not infested by Capitalism:
SPEEESSS!"
I'd say if it's feasible and warm enough going homeless isn't the end of the world, but don't do it as an addict.
What about as an overweight cheerleader whose always made fun of because her rolls hang out of the uniform and her braces make her lips curl out too much? I think I can find a uniform and an willing to get braces just so it's extra believable. Do you think that would make a feasible homeless person?
Well low self-esteem isn't going to work to your advantage, but there is always someone for everyone. Just have some critical thinking skills and don't put yourself into a dangerous situation and everything will work out fine.
If you're in middle school cheer, there may be a job opening in the DC area. All cash, under the table massages.
So many bridges to make community!
My ape brain isn't cut out for this. Way too much stimuli.
Please just let me find a cave to call my own so I can venture off and gather wild berries and fungi for sustenance and entertainment.
I honeymooned in Jamaica. Apparently, in Jamaica, the weather is sufficiently clement that people will just start building a house and sleep in it until there's a roof.
edit: Then I guess keep sleeping in it.
Yes. You do.
Thanks for being there for me.
Wow the capitalists let you work and actually pay you?