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Its warming up outside. Do I really need housing? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
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Live free or die? Dont tempt me with the best time if my life (the end).

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I constantly consider just fucking off to some mountain, every day, I see less and less benefit in civilization.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Someone owns the mountain actually.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

"I'm going to the last place not infested by Capitalism:

SPEEESSS!"

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What would you call your mountain?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Mount Rush-B more, or you know, I'd just call it "The Mountain" or "My Mountain", since I would not have thought of that...

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Okay, but stay off of My Side of the Mountain

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'd say if it's feasible and warm enough going homeless isn't the end of the world, but don't do it as an addict.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What about as an overweight cheerleader whose always made fun of because her rolls hang out of the uniform and her braces make her lips curl out too much? I think I can find a uniform and an willing to get braces just so it's extra believable. Do you think that would make a feasible homeless person?

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Well low self-esteem isn't going to work to your advantage, but there is always someone for everyone. Just have some critical thinking skills and don't put yourself into a dangerous situation and everything will work out fine.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If you're in middle school cheer, there may be a job opening in the DC area. All cash, under the table massages.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

My ape brain isn't cut out for this. Way too much stimuli.

Please just let me find a cave to call my own so I can venture off and gather wild berries and fungi for sustenance and entertainment.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I honeymooned in Jamaica. Apparently, in Jamaica, the weather is sufficiently clement that people will just start building a house and sleep in it until there's a roof.

edit: Then I guess keep sleeping in it.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago

So many bridges to make community!

[–] CyberMonkey403@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes. You do.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago

Thanks for being there for me.

[–] Pissed@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Wow the capitalists let you work and actually pay you?