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They are doing their best, give it time, this was a test guys com’on.. idk maybe a giant frog is the wrong animal?! I don’t know guys, I’m just throwing ideas here…

Oh shit I forgot to drink the verification can of mt. Dew, gotta start the ad break over...

Now playing The Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone

Loathsome would be to kind a word for humanity.

Butter kernel one pot oriental chicken

1 tablespoon butter 1/4 cup chopped onion 2 tablespoon cornstarch 3 tablespoon soy sauce 2/3 cup chicken broth 1 tablespoon brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1 1/2 cups cut=up cooked chicken/turkey 1 can green beans (drained- save liquid) 1 can carrots (save liquid) 1 jar mushrooms (drained) 1 tablespoon diced pimento (optional) hot cooked rice and/or chow mein noodles

Melt butter in saucepan over medium heat. Cook onion untill tender. Combine cornstarch and soy sauce. Stir cornstarch mixture, chicken broth, 2/3 cup of juice from canned veggies, brown sugar, ground ginger, and garlic powder into saucepan. heat to boiling, stir constantly. boil and stir for a minute. add chicken, drained veggies, and pimento. Heath through. salt pepper to taste. serve with rice.

Funerals are a waste of time. Drop acid and contemplate how to pay your next rent payment instead.

Zero investment in my life and future is paying out huge these days. Not like I had an option, but here we are none the less.

This has amazing macros, best snack possible. Powdered pb is almost half protein, other half being mostly fiber complex or carbs, remaining ~10% unextracted oils. Very very healthy. Lots of potassium and iron.

Disclaimer: wife hates this even though it is the best thing in the world. The cool celery and the pungent sauce interact well, and if you actually have chicken that isn't flavorless (I doubt it), it's gourmet stuff. You're welcome.

In honor of 𝙿𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚃𝚠𝚘 of Ｏｐｅｒａｔｉｏｎ Ｔｒｕｅ Ｐｒｏｍｉｓｅ ４： Ｅｎｄ ｏｆ Ａｌ－Ａｑｓａ Ｓｔｏｒｍ I will now actually put in #effort.

I was actually gonna reply to everyone & kill this thing but w/e

I never did anything wrong I love everyone I don't even scrape or download much at all why is this happening to meeeeee

I don't trust anyone. I'm protecting myself. I hate you creeps.

I know I’m better than anyone I’ve seen or met, anyone I’ve ever worked for or with, anyone that’s ever seen my face. When I’m exposed, I’m hiding something. I’m holding it in. I’m hiding because I’m better than you are. I’m transfixed. I’m staring at my naked body in the mirror. I’ve shaped myself in accordance to what I want to see. Slabs of fat cut away, my hand meeting thumb to point when I cup a thigh. Stomach vacuumed taut. I’ve put myself under the knife for it. I’ve bled for this body. I control it, use it for my own gratification. It provides me with a perfect life: self-inclusive, contained, rigid, unrelenting, punishing. It’s mine. I’m perfect for myself. The smell of my sweat, the feel of my muscles tightening, satisfies me, fucks me. I’m perfect. I fuck myself. My image in the mirror is fucking me. I turn myself on. Everything else is superfluous. I’m self-contained. I’ll eliminate anything, any beast, any ugly living being that gets in my way. When I look in the mirror, I make time stop. I need nothing, no one. Nothing can fuck me like I fuck myself. No regrets. I’ve worked myself into what I want to fuck. I’m fucking myself now. I am in perfect form. ‎ ᴿᵉᵃᵈʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵒʳᵉ?

ᵀʸᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉᵐᵃⁱˡ··· ˢᵁᴮˢꟲᴿᴵᴮᴱ

ˢᵘᵇˢᵗᵃᶜᵏ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᶜᵘˡᵗᵘʳᵉ

Not that the confirmation of missile impacts isn't amazing and historically unprecedented. We're just getting spoiled for weeks

Please stop I can't handle this much #actuallyexisting #goodboomerposting

Camping or homeless? Time will tell

So bad he gets to go on house arrest 😒 #execution #mercykilling #justice

Must be hard to stay sober these days. Keep up the good work

The whimsical will continue until the world improves