shitposting

In honor of 𝙿𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚃𝚠𝚘 of Ｏｐｅｒａｔｉｏｎ Ｔｒｕｅ Ｐｒｏｍｉｓｅ ４： Ｅｎｄ ｏｆ Ａｌ－Ａｑｓａ Ｓｔｏｒｍ I will now actually put in #effort.

I was actually gonna reply to everyone & kill this thing but w/e

I never did anything wrong I love everyone I don't even scrape or download much at all why is this happening to meeeeee

I don't trust anyone. I'm protecting myself. I hate you creeps.

I know I’m better than anyone I’ve seen or met, anyone I’ve ever worked for or with, anyone that’s ever seen my face. When I’m exposed, I’m hiding something. I’m holding it in. I’m hiding because I’m better than you are. I’m transfixed. I’m staring at my naked body in the mirror. I’ve shaped myself in accordance to what I want to see. Slabs of fat cut away, my hand meeting thumb to point when I cup a thigh. Stomach vacuumed taut. I’ve put myself under the knife for it. I’ve bled for this body. I control it, use it for my own gratification. It provides me with a perfect life: self-inclusive, contained, rigid, unrelenting, punishing. It’s mine. I’m perfect for myself. The smell of my sweat, the feel of my muscles tightening, satisfies me, fucks me. I’m perfect. I fuck myself. My image in the mirror is fucking me. I turn myself on. Everything else is superfluous. I’m self-contained. I’ll eliminate anything, any beast, any ugly living being that gets in my way. When I look in the mirror, I make time stop. I need nothing, no one. Nothing can fuck me like I fuck myself. No regrets. I’ve worked myself into what I want to fuck. I’m fucking myself now. I am in perfect form. ‎ ᴿᵉᵃᵈʸ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵒʳᵉ?

ᵀʸᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉᵐᵃⁱˡ··· ˢᵁᴮˢꟲᴿᴵᴮᴱ

ˢᵘᵇˢᵗᵃᶜᵏ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ᶜᵘˡᵗᵘʳᵉ

Cat memes will heal the world

Not that the confirmation of missile impacts isn't amazing and historically unprecedented. We're just getting spoiled for weeks

The whimsical will continue until the world improves

Camping or homeless? Time will tell

So bad he gets to go on house arrest 😒 #execution #mercykilling #justice

Must be hard to stay sober these days. Keep up the good work

Please stop I can't handle this much #actuallyexisting #goodboomerposting

🥲 God-tier shitposting. Take notes people

Unverified bc who tf trusts "Clash Report" fuck you

Soon to be worthless, followed by nonexistent 🕳️

https://archive.today/2026.03.20-112541/https://futurism.com/future-society/polymarket-bar-gambling

Remains to be seen if this will actually even exist but cool new gay bar if so

We Will Not Be Monitoring This Situation

We are the Gordon Central Dictator party. Our official website is at https://gcdp-for-railway-production.up.railway.app/, and you can apply for membership there.

Instead of pretending that we are a democracy, we are proudly a dictatorship! cuz who doesn’t love dictators? /s + gordon is great and sacred and he was born to be our leader

We are not running any elections or trying to replace any currently ruling administration. Come have a look in our official website, you must be interested because gordon will be mad otherwise.

also we have a forum that would be available after login cuz why not

No shitpost today, no variety. You forgot this website exists, remember it. I know the people who set this up. You should be happy they made an actual aggregation service for this, instead of making these people beg for mercy from THE EFFECTS OF YOUR OWN EXPENSES+TAXES in the algorithm with you. But nobody knows about it. Because people look at it, and say "that's nice/interesting", but it's not important enough for them to participate, or even spread it around anywhere.

they will thankfully never articulate it as I just did, but enough of them think they can encourage you to donate by saying they like anime. they're too damn nice. Well redditors hate themselves so maybe this will work. We'll try something different later