[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It was a ritual that involved 2 interns, 4 rolls of duct tape, a VHS copy of s2e2 3's Company, a 9-iron, and a Costco sized barrel of mayo. All other details are highly confidential.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He's trying hard not to eviscerate his whole genital after 10 hours.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Hence the joke

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago

Wouldn't that be hilarious if an appliance manufacturer started bitcoin mining using decentralized appliances because... They could? They'd never do that though. Only some greedy, lowdown, crappy corporation could do that.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

Abbott is garbage on wheels and I sure hope he tries to mess with Children's. It would be some of the worst publicity possible.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I think he'd do a fantastic job. He was great in Disclaimer.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

This is very click bait

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I have a 1920's roll-top desk that is in okay condition but needs restoration.

I got it off the side of a driveway thinking I would restore it but I just have too many projects.

At this point I would like to give it to anyone who would want it. Anyone have any ideas? I don't really want to do craigslist or anything like that because I don't want a bunch of random folks coming to my house.

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Our solar system mostly revolves around the sun on the same axis (apart from Pluto). Our galaxy does the same (along with other galaxies). Why? Gravity is linear?

Would it matter if we tried to escape the sun's gravity by going "up?"

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I've seen many tests (we're talking the average retail 4-drop kits) come up with varying degrees of positivity as a person goes through a bout with COVID.

Once they test positive, it's usually coming up with that T indicator long before the C shows to.

However, I've noticed that even that length of time for the T to show can vary. Sometimes it starts faded and fills in but sometimes the line can go full color as soon as the liquid hits it. Other times it may take a while and come up after the C (once closer to getting over it).

My thought here is the virus particles per million in a person's mucus are fluctuating during the course of their sickness and the more virus particles, the faster that bar is going to pop on the COVID test.

So then, is it stupid to think the faster the T shows up, the more infectious a person is with their coughing/sneezing?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 201 points 3 months ago

Dude, where the fuck did they find this guy? I never heard of him and BAM...dude is saintlier than most of the Catholic Church.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 169 points 5 months ago

Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance

That's some Zoolander quality naming right there.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 184 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sleepy is the product of much GOP work. Donny needs his own.

Drowsy Don?

Tired Trump?

Comatose comb-over?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 171 points 1 year ago

You know the class is bad when the substitute is wanting to leave. Them kids are fuckin rotten.

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I'm further along in the game and have an outpost set up where I can easily dump resources, along with production from other places providing all kinds of resources.

Thing is, what was I supposed to do with it all? I started making quite the tower of solid storage along with a good amount of resources, but 6 stories later, I shut down my mine and disabled the resources coming in from other planets because I got tired of trying to keep up with the intake. I still have more than I know what to do with and even if I start automated production of components, what do I do with that?

Am I missing something?

I mainly just want to dump all the resources from my ship and have most of the stuff when I'm building something (which I do).

Resource drop-off had been sketchy lately. It works sometimes, sometimes not (stuck in the output hopper). Any advice on that would be fantastic.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 172 points 1 year ago

I used to want a Tesla. At this point, I'd be embarrassed to drive it.

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So I stole 2 ships yesterday and find it to be lots of fun.

I learned some important things and thought I'd share.

  • When you steal a ship, you have to register it which costs about 9.6k. Apparently you can't sell the ships for much more than that, but I haven't tried yet.

  • If you sit in the pilot seat of the ship, you'll see a message about potentially making it your home ship if you take off. If you do not take off in it and just leave, it does not become one of your ships and will disappear if you leave the planet.

  • if there are ecliptic mercs nearby, attempt to steal the ship before killing them. Sometimes you can, sometimes you cannot. If you kill the mercs, the ship takes off.

  • If the ship is sitting there, it may be empty and ripe for the taking. If there's a crew aboard, there may be something you can do (chat with the captain and get something), but most likely you'll piss off your companion if you just "take care" of them.

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I don't think there's anything that counts as spoilers here.

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Those bricks take time.

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Simple request (lemmy.world)

Would it be possible to make the NSFW blur customizable? The big red box stands out like a sore thumb and there doesn't seem to be a way to make it a different color or use a graphic or something.

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