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[โ€“] uzay@infosec.pub 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Making out must be intense in Korea

[โ€“] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ah! If it isnt the American Phonetic Alphabet.

[โ€“] brown567@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I only know 5 words of Polish, and 3 of them are swears

[โ€“] Pat@feddit.nu 3 points 6 hours ago

Nie mowie po polsku

[โ€“] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 74 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Go drink your mother's breast milk and then come back!

wot

[โ€“] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I suppose that's probably a way of calling them a baby?

[โ€“] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Specifically a cranky baby, which is hilarious. "Maybe mommy's milk will settle you down" is my interpretation.

[โ€“] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I thought it was calling someone childish and immature, like, "come back when your balls drop", but well, gender neutral.

[โ€“] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Oh it's a good one. Like I might use that. Like damn. Say "grow up" but utterly roast the person while you do it!

[โ€“] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

You heard the book!

[โ€“] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

๊ฐœ์ƒˆ๋ผ (kaesaeggi) or just ์ƒˆ๋ผ (saeggi) seem to be much more popular instead of ๋ฐ”๋ณด ์ƒˆ๋ผ (babo saeggi). And a lot of people will just say ์”จ (ssi) instead of ์”จ๋ฐœ (ssibal).

[โ€“] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 49 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

You know what? I would love to go home and masturbate! But no! I still have four hours left at my stupid job! Can I leave early? Nope! Can I masturbate at work? Not today! So thanks for that useless little suggestion. ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Can I masturbate at work? Not today!

Oh no, did the boss take the doors off the stalls again?

[โ€“] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago

Work at the porn studio can be so hard on chastity week.ย 

[โ€“] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss's perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there's no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.

[โ€“] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 13 points 19 hours ago

Can I masturbate at work? Not today!

Sounds like an attitude problem ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 30 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Go home and masturbate

Who told you my weekend plans?!

[โ€“] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 20 hours ago

The last 51 weekends told me. Burn

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.

Peech-ka ti materna.

[โ€“] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 17 points 21 hours ago

You look like a penis!

1000032289

[โ€“] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Home is where the heart is.

[โ€“] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[โ€“] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago

And inside someone, two in the hand?

[โ€“] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Son of an idiot is a cute insult

[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You would say that, knowing your dad

/jk

[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 16 hours ago

The highlight for me is how you can go "You (man), you (woman)" and sound like you're just making scifi noises. Nyuhn nyuhn nyuhn nohm!

[โ€“] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Bro, you look like a penis

[โ€“] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 21 hours ago

This checks out with some of the casts I've seen of Korean Starcraft players.