HeyThisIsntTheYMCA

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

I figured you knew, given all the good information you have. I just wanted to add to the conversation and feel important :3

Working for one of those NGOs is really interesting tho. You should post about it on the dull men's group sometime so we can argue about it being not dull enough, also learn cool stuff about the fatal butt diseases

My cats think so. They keep waking me up by nibbling on my face. I'm not sure whether they're being cute or trying to give my wife a hint or hells forbid checking whether I'm alive and trying to eat my face. I've got like ten hours to decide whether to train them out of it

These are memes reality has no place here

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I gotta start naming my poops like that. Today was a Jimmy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

There are entire charitable organizations devoted to individual diarrhea diseases

The Cloacal Control Council, yes

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Decayed broccoli fart

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

He looks more like he huffed permanent markers

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

They're MobToLink. I thought it was obvious. Look at their shoes

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Yes nothing mysterious about late stage chlamydia

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Oh I'm one of those folk who probably should never have been given a license. I'm sure I've gotten better over the years, but that's beside the point, which is that I don't need a license for my trike.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I mean Amazon is a mecca of self publishing

 

So I'm thinking about upgrading my bike, and the first thing that comes to mind is the battery. Let's say I find/build a good battery case, grab an appropriately specced prismatic battery, wire it into the bms and secure it in the case. Attach it to the battery mount/plug and pop in a lock if it doesn't already have one. Is it feasible to build my own ebike battery?

I want it waterproof so I worry I'd need to engineer some kind of cooling system. Aside from that and temperature expansion, am I missing something?

 

Emphasis on the word tried

My recipe was: take two cups of delicious delicious fruit, put them in a blender until they are not fruit, then put them in the freezer and stir every half hour until it is fruit flavored ice crystals.

I forgot you have to add water to get ice crystals to form properly. I'm going to melt my delicious ball of berry slurry ice and try again tomorrow.

 

I'm going to Evangelines, my favorite costume shop. They had a fire, now they're reopening. They have HALF AN HOUR to prepare for me.

 

if anyone was worried about the flowers yesterday, both kitties are doing well and behaving normal. Thanks @I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world for helping me out.

 

hey, do we have a list of all the comic strips that have individual communities? the ones the artists make just for themselves so they can post all their stuff without worrying about flooding this community.

can we make one? here. then put it in the sidebar or something. I'd like to subscribe to them all, i'm sure some of y'all would too.

if this has already been done i apologize i just got my coffee, but i feel inspired by Brandon over at !LoveAndHex@lemmy.ca

edit aaaa sorry i forgot i was doing a cookout today i'm running around with my little remaining hair on fire i'll be back with the list

 

I was out camping last week and this cutie stopped by to visit the campfire

 
 

I was just trying to coax the orange goober (above) onto the bed. He decided to jump over the laundry hamper, the tall one you put dirty clothes in not the short one you dress out of. Anyways, my wife is asleep and when I told her about this in her sleep she told the cat "good boy" so I think she is still asleep.

Anyways I have buried the lede long enough, my boy biffed it. He missed the bed and landed in the basket. I used to only have three regrets, and now I have four and one is not getting this on film. He looked so betrayed.

We will be starting a gofundme for the good tuna for his emotional recovery my boy needs sushi. I might not sleep tonight I have the giggles.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
 
 

tickets to the gilroy garlic festival just went on sale. i'm sorry for the wait but i wanted to get mine. see you on the friday

 

so last night i had trouble sleeping. my cat came and slept on top of me and that helped, but literally the second my cat got up to lay on top of my wife's head i had a nightmare and i just can't shake it. i'd tell my wife about it, but like, something very close to all of these bullshits happened in real life and telling her this would make her very justifiably angry. she's got enough going on for the next few weeks (school year is ending) to worry about my imaginations, especially when i know my dream was telling me to go to the p.harmacy and put some water in the freezer to make ice blocks for our disappearance to the coast to go camping (also, i did that way better this year). so nyeh nyeh all of y'all can pretend to be my therapists/psychics.

but here's the dream: we were bowling with the whole extended family. like big ol family reunion on my side of the family and my wife's side too, so i had someone take over my turns because i was hungry for ribs. i stepped aside and got out the smoker (out of my pockets) and started smoking some ribs in the bowling alley (cherry wood, minion method with charcoal on a 24 inch weber smokey mountain, sand in the water pan covered in foil look i used to lucid dream so mine get really vivid especially when food is involved). i asked everyone who wanted ribs and of course everyone did. I got everyone's rub and sauce orders, and of course i made a couple extra racks of dino bones. and my estranged SIL invites some people from her cult. being a good host, i make sure they have enough of the main dish. my wife and i share half of a rib and that's about all of the cookout i get to eat. I am very good at showing i'm not upset, but then my MIL looked around, laid down on the ground, looked around again, then faked a seizure. then looked around again, and faked another one because no one reacted to the first one. then she got up and went to the bathroom and cried because she didn't get the response she wanted. then i woke up.

i woke up kinda hangry for ribs this morning. i already bought ribs at costco today (can't afford beef rib on teacher salary, can afford pork rib) and we're smoking them tomorrow (minion method, cherry, water in the water pan, smaller weber smokey mountain)

 

So i just discovered this website and thought all y'all might enjoy it.

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