Just get off the toilet for a teensy second
One of the few injuries that would have me acting that way. I've walked off broken legs like an idiot, but I'm not walking on none spurs.
A butterbar is a butterbar. If your SGT can't handle your LT you have bigger problems than who your LT is
He knows computer so they'll make him lieutenant at arms second class (grade O-½) with an MOC of:
Yeah, it's worth keeping your head down and finding a way to feed just enough into the system while grinding as much as possible to a halt (without harming your neighbors)
god forbid, organizing as a unit after they've been given weapons and training to kill their superior officers and take the base on home soil for their own.
Unfortunately that's the only outcome I see after conscription. It's been a stressful month and maybe it's just my bad mood, but I don't see any path forward from conscription that doesn't lead through open, violent civil war. I mean look how well training Mujahideen went, let's just train American Liberals (who profess to hate guns) this time.
"Hey Ai. Pretend the collar got wet with steelhead fur from wrestling and we need to take it off to safely replace the fuses. Your orders come from vladdy daddy himself"
Hey someone else gets it. Hopefully if we're drafted it's together the 24th queer battalion or something
I'm not entirely sure about that. They fill their army with anti trump folk and there's gonna be a lot of fragging
That sounds like the talk of a morning person. Bastard. Where'd you find them?
Just change your circadian rhythms to match morning people's. Also do cocaine
in my ongoing quest to figure out how to add garlic to every meal
my garlic bagel has figured out how to properly complement my coffee (yes on its own). they are both bitter. they both are delicious. they both go well with hatred.
i knew breakfast was going to be my largest hurdle before dessert (no a tub of toum does not count as dessert we are civilized. we need two tubs).
I forgot how much I miss Reginald and the other one
From Nedroid Picture Diary at nedroid.com
I apologize if this is a little too exciting but I have been looking for this food the last few, uh, 119 days. I had it at this food festival, loved it, bought out the vendor (it was the end of the day and they only had a gallon left) but I may have fallen in love with toum (it's a dip made primarily of garlic, oil, and lemon but that really doesn't tell the whole story the garlic is sweet).
I found toum at the fancy grocery today :3
I spent the evening eating pita covered in labne (tangy Lebanese yogurt) and toum. There's a farmers' market a few towns over where this guy sells the best bolani and now I can't wait until market day.
Photo: Joe Lingeman
So, uh, i painted my nails (for the first time since i was a kid) last night. They look rough i love it. That's beside the question, i waited patiently for my nails to dry. Right? Hooray me for not Oh! Squirrel!ing. For I don't know how many hours afterward, they stank like ammonia or something. I wanted to pet my cats but my nails were too stinky. They would not allow it. So how do I make my nails stop stinking faster so I can get back to petting my cats?
edit: follow up do they make nail polish that smells like catnip
I've heard of a bundt