gigastasio

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What app do you use for Lemmy? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

I started with Mlem but getting past the captcha when I registered was damn near impossible. Liked the layout otherwise, but then learned that it was developed by the .ml folks and I can’t support anything they do in good conscience. So I’m on Voyager now.

How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

Wash on hot.

Now you have a secret fondue recipe you can use at parties.

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excellent (sh.itjust.works)
 
My table time now. Ur table time done. Mine now. Go way plz. in c/cats@sh.itjust.works
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah the second I put that paper around her she was gone.

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My table time now. Ur table time done. Mine now. Go way plz. (sh.itjust.works)
 
What happens taste-wise if you add some seasalt to a milkshake? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

I had a pretzel milkshake once. I liked it. In my head it would kinda be like that.

*Only 1% of People Can Solve This* in c/tenforward@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It lacks Chekov wearing a propeller beanie and holding a rapier.

Granny Google in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
It sure is, babe! in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Gosh, if someone took $3985 out of my checking account, my balance would be -$3984.76.

I'm a non-offending pedophile, and I'm deeply angry about the trajectory of society. in c/goodoffmychest@lemmy.world
Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago

You get me. ❤️

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Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers. (sh.itjust.works)
 
(S)he's (br)ok(en) because (s)he (be)li(ve)d in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

I read this as Ant Man and for the life of me I could not figure out what Ant Man had to do with it.

Someone has a LOT of dusty computers in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 137 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Seussifixion in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Alternatively, humans at some point in the past made contact with Whoville, and proceeded to capture, enslave them, and force Christianity on them.

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wait... (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Chickens are now extinct. What are we doing next? (sh.itjust.works)
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Emotionally speaking, where are you at with the holidays? You still get that warm fuzzy feeling or has it lost its magic for you? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Like when I was a kid, seeing all the holiday decor around the neighborhood, the stores, the streets, always felt cozy. I don’t get that feeling anymore. I get the memory of it, but not the actual feeling. I don’t think I got jaded but maybe I did. What about you?

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Just enjoying a nice quiet lunch break at work… (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Me scrolling through this community after blocking all the political posts (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Mattress: not even once (sh.itjust.works)
 
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No it won’t (sh.itjust.works)
 
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I just came in your cereal. AMA (sh.itjust.works)
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This is why I can’t have nice things. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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