When did you realize you were a cerealphile?
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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My sexual proclivities are perfectly normal and natural, but your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
I find it interesting that you feel “cerealphile” has negative connotations. Where do those feelings originate?
Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something?
~dm me the contact info~
your little slutty bowl of Apple Jacks was asking for it.
Why? Do you, like, know of a club or something?
~dm me the contact info~
Sorry - Our club is for consensual cereal love only.
Plot twist, AppleJacks is pregnant and is asking for money for an abortion.
Did you just wank in an oat field and are playing the long game?
Follow up Q: Were they wild oats?
Look in the box.
I SAID LOOK IN IT
Cute, so did I!
My question: Why do you think people are downvoting a legitimate shitpost?
I think there may be a few thought processes in play there:
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“Oops, I didn’t look at what community this was.”
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“Wait…this isn’t a meme! Fuck this guy for making me read text!”
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“This triggers me because I am a bowl of cereal.”
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“I am autistic and believe this person truly did or intends to ejaculate into my breakfast and I need to address this with utmost seriousness.”
Why?
You walk around with that username and you’re asking me why?
I'd just like to thank you for eating so much pineapple
I hear a lot of women are attracted to cereal killers
this food play stuff isn't doin anything for me. can we try something else?
gets out the Hungry Hungry Hippos game
I don't eat cereal. Whose did you actually ejaculate into and are you prepared for the sexual assault charge?
Cereal is well known for being really bad at testifying in court.
Yes, but trying to trick someone else onto eating your reproductive bodily fluids is sexual assault.
No tricks here! I was very up front about it.
What is the best way to access the hardware PWM functions in the SOC of a Raspberry Pi 5?
yay extra protein
Uhm... thanks? 🤨
Did you make eye contact with Captain Crunch or did you turn the box to hide your shame?
Is that the reason why my cereal always tastes so nutty?
Who are you? Cereal camer?
Is that a new kink or have you been turning cornflakes into frosties for a while now? Any other party tricks we should be aware of?