Call me a mad old communist stooge but I count quality of life rather than economic output as a marker of success.
Thomas Midgley Jr. Invented putting lead in fuel and using CFCs for refrigeration. He died when he was strangulated by the machine he invented to help him get out of bed.
1/500,000th of my porn collection.
Maybe call them "the Putin Youth"?
Or chamber pots.
Clean them up and do a bit of welding on the ones that didn't go off and you've got free water tanks.
Every accusation is a confession.
Dyson conducts 'surprise' layoffs in Singapore, leaving employees in shock and in 'low morale' - CNA
James Dyson being a cunt again? Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.
That's the point.
Equally stupid either way round.
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Oh fuck off you horrible cunt.