[-] Naich@lemmings.world 54 points 1 day ago

Oh fuck off you horrible cunt.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 112 points 2 days ago

Call me a mad old communist stooge but I count quality of life rather than economic output as a marker of success.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 18 points 2 days ago

Thomas Midgley Jr. Invented putting lead in fuel and using CFCs for refrigeration. He died when he was strangulated by the machine he invented to help him get out of bed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Midgley_Jr.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 14 points 2 days ago

1/500,000th of my porn collection.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 15 points 2 days ago

Maybe call them "the Putin Youth"?

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 2 points 2 days ago

Or chamber pots.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 3 points 2 days ago

Clean them up and do a bit of welding on the ones that didn't go off and you've got free water tanks.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 13 points 2 days ago

Every accusation is a confession.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 58 points 3 days ago

James Dyson being a cunt again? Shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 44 points 4 days ago

That's the point.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 57 points 4 days ago

Equally stupid either way round.

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Steve and Katy singing (video.everythingbagel.me)
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Gullfriends

lemmings.world/c/gullfriends

Herring gulls live for 20 years, mate for life, and are intelligent social birds. This is a place to appreciate positive interactions with the little skwarkers. They are on the red endangered list in the UK and a protected species, so let's all be nice to them.

Never mind the crow bros, here's the gullfriends.

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Steve (the second) enjoys a biscuit but Katy can't muster the courage to have one.

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Spot was a gullfriend until he started banging on the window with his beak to demand treats at all times of the day and night. Now he doesn't get any more food.

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A present from Steve (lemmings.world)

We have a gullfriend called Steve who we made friends with ages ago. She disappeared for a few months, but then came back. We gave her some currants, she flew off, and then came back with this present for us. Nest making material of sticks and feathers. Thanks Steve!

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submitted 1 month ago by Naich@lemmings.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

It was black and white but maybe from the 60s? Each week was up to 3 people telling a different horror story to their fellow club members.

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For example, would it be possible for an STD or malaria to become airborne?

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submitted 2 months ago by Naich@lemmings.world to c/pizza@lemmy.world

Not possible. It is the best combination to put on a pizza and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Naich@lemmings.world to c/unitedkingdom@feddit.uk

An opportunity like this only comes round once or twice a lifetime. Make the most of watching Tories lose their seats with this bingo game.

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