Not even Steven Seagal can find a Steven Seagal wig. That's why he took that floor mat from a 1987 Toyota Corolla.
(Sharon and Lois are off today.)
Because he's really popular with other nazis who are also dangers to the world.
Is that you, Abby Normal? 🧠
She should be giving him at least $200, to cover the $100 he gave her and her $100 for losing the bet.
Real talk: no good person counts anything done to you without your consent as flipping your virginity label.
我能吞下玻璃而不伤身体。
We can have a little gloom, as a treat.
No, this is a J-Law.
I made a puppet replica of Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000 over 20 years ago. After many years and lots of knocking around, the poor guy had worn out a lot. I replaced some old parts, stripped out the puppetry mechanisms, wired him up as a lamp, and added a color-changing LED smart bulb and some glass marbles for diffusion. Now he's the sassiest light source in the house!
All that remains is to clean up his old chipped paint job a little. I'll get to that sometime.
I had a puppet replica of Tom Servo which I built over 20 years ago. After many years and lots of knocking around, the poor guy had worn out a lot. I replaced some old parts, stripped out the puppetry mechanisms, wired him up as a lamp, and added a color-changing LED smart bulb and some glass marbles for diffusion. Now he's the sassiest light source in the house!
All that remains is to clean up his old chipped paint job a little. I'll get to that sometime.
As posted to Mastodon right about here.
Source: https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2022/12/02/just-agree-its-probably-fine/
Creator's Mastodon post: https://retro.pizza/@ToyBoxComix/114422490811288742
To put it in terms suited to a graphic printed in a Japanese newspaper: