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Make room in that top box for about five dozen Discovery episodes, give or take.
Vacuuming is too out of character, you need to get under the sink and do some plumbing.
EDIT: Scratch that, I just remembered Luigi's Mansion. Vacuuming is canon after all!
Hope that person with the jerry cans is replacing their emergency gasoline often enough, that stuff goes bad pretty quickly even if it manages to stay uncontaminated out in the shed.
Heaven help you if you pass "GO."
That'll teach you to be cheap. Next time, pay a fair price for your climbing.
(Seriously though, that sucks and I'm glad it didn't end even worse!)
How many times the cost of a comparably-sized Trojan TV did that run you?
One of the students' names who did this was in the non-paywalled chunk of the article. A news search for that name brings up a ton of links about the story.
They're TRASHING our rights, man! They're TRASHING the flow of data! They're TRASHING! TRASHING! TRASHING!!