90° is technically "cooler," yes.

Kinda what the UK does, too, isn't it? I think I'm starting to understand why the tradition persists. Decoy monarch.

The bronze bikini is all inspired by Edgar Rice Burroughs. The Scary Helmet, Fucked-Up Face, and Winged Tapir aren't all that original in their own rights.

I definitely see inspiration for the Millennium Falcon and Carbonite freezing, though.

We hate both.

You people are insane

I think that one expired

Can we just let them have a pretend king while the rest of us enjoy a nice democratic republic?

No, I always remind her to pee first.

Oh, you're me.

How is it not more work to deal with doing laundry?

My wife is not yeetable.

I swear it's easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.