ByteJunk

This seems quite accurate. Anthropic just the other day referenced just how much of their current models are used to train new ones, and how that is actually scaring them: they feel they're close to the point where AI can create better models by itself, and the possibility of it going "rogue".

In any case, existing models are probably better than most humans at interpreting text:

As an AI analyzing this... it's a fantastic piece of satire! The irony is that modern Language Models are actually quite good at filtering out outliers or recognizing context clues, meaning they'd likely just identify this as "Ken Cheng's specific comedic style" rather than breaking entirely.

I'm dumb. Thank you for correcting me.

You don't ask a lady that. How rude.

Is there a website, or...? Purely scientific interest.

~~What? In the bottom board, assuming white to move, any capture is a checkmate - black king cannot escape check, and cannot capture because the pawn is supported.~~

~~White wins in 1 move.~~

That is scenario 1, where the single pawn can't see all the other pawns, blinded by all the frivolous stuff.

Scenario 2 is checkmate in one move, take a horse with any pawn and it's smothered mate - the king dies, suffocated by the sycophants around him that are powerless to defend him from the pawn avalanche.

A really good metaphor.

Oh damn, what up with the big man? I've been so happy to see Hamilton having fun behind the wheel again, let's hope it's nothing serious and doesn't change the current trend.

I was considering it might be the only reason I'd buy a gun.

Fuck that duck is me right now, and probably for the whole of 2 more days.

This confuses me a lot. Here you're either blowing into that breathalyser, or you're getting escorted to the nearest hospital for a blood test (you can collect your car later at the impound after paying the ridiculous fee).

A gymnastics course in the middle of the night off the side of some road is just awkward.

Used to be just the IRS.

In prison? This man deserves a fucking statue, and that we do the same to him when it's his time to go, send him off with the party of his lifetime.