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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Theres a guy I know who focuses on always getting high numbers. He's one of those startup weirdos.

Bragged that he got 100 likes with his new shirt.

Bragged that his photo of his smoothy got major engagement and was trending.

It seems exhausting to constantly perform like that.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think about that quite a lot when I'm watching some of my favourite channels on YouTube. Just how much they have to keep on having ideas, and how much time and effort goes in to that 15 minute video you've just watched.

I don't have the energy for that.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

My wife handles my social media for my company and does exactly what you say. 2 days on a simple clip just to get a few engagements. I appreciate her efforts from the bottom of my heart, but I hardly think it's worth it. I'd rather her use that time and energy to do something that makes her happy.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

Depending on what you're doing, mind, the ends can justify the means. My radio show is two hours on air each week. But to get to those two hours...

Log all the suggestions from listeners: 1 hour Download the songs: 1 hour Decide which songs to play: 2 hours Programme the running order: 1/2 hour Writing posts and general admin: 1/2 hour Editing the recorded show: 1/4 hour (if I haven't fucked anything up) Uploading to Mixcloud (inc. tagging, etc): 1/4 hour

So that's 5 1/2 hours without once hitting play in Mixxx.

And that doesn't include the hour my wife puts in to making each week's running order into a playlist on Apple and Spotify, and the artwork she makes for each episode.

I love doing my show, but yeah, a hell of a lot of work goes into those two hours.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

15? I'm happy to see 2-3. I'm happy all day when I see a positive reply to my comment.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a really open and insightful point

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've made my day, thank you!

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ssshhh its \+ in markup 🤫

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

15 likes doesn’t make you a loser, 1000 likes does

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That sounds like a challenge. C’mon fellas, this cup size connoisseur thinks we can’t make them look bad with our upvotes!

*click* aaaaand three. Take THAT, oh ye of little faith!

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It’s just the amount of effort to build an audience requires not having a life so well adjusted/normal people don’t get into it

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, in reality you are totally right. On stuff like Reddit not only did I ignore scores or engagement indicators, but I almost never commented in the first place. On Lemmy not only is is nicer to comment and interact because of the audience, it is interesting to know that a couple people or a couple dozen people agreed/disagreed, or that it resonated with them, etc.

And you have to love how my suggestion got ZERO buy in around here.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not the same, likes cost nothing. Imagine going around and telling every poster you upvote "good comment, I like this".

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's a good comment. Genuinely I nodded reading it.

[–] BartyDeCanter 3 points 1 day ago

Solid comment, A++++, would read again.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you very much I like your comment too.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 144 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me 😊 I love you dorks

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 80 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Every Monday night I do a radio show. Most weeks I get about 15 people listening, and have had to work really hard to stay at a place where I'm happy that it's as many as that.

Time is fleeting, we don't get back what we've used, so it blows my mind that 15 people choose to spend two hours of their week listening to my bullshit. Sure, I'd like it to be more, but I'll take what I can get.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every week you have 15 people sitting in a circle hanging on your every word for two whole hours. And they keep coming back. That’s a lot of good friends, man! If they were there in person we’d all wonder if you were a cult leader.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 day ago

It isn't a cult, I just really like robes.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plug your shit man. I'll be number 16 at least once.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OK!

Well, I'm live at https://stream.djdarren.site/ between 1900-2100 UK time every Monday, after which I upload it to Mixcloud.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what's your show about? I may give it a listen if it's a topic of interest to me :)

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Its theme based. At the end of every show I announce the theme for next week's, then the suggestions come pouring in via Mastodon.

Tonight's theme is covers, and I currently have 5 1/2 hours of suggestions to dig through.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Seems like a lot of suggestions for just 15 people... Sounds like you might have more listeners than you think.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, what @Notyou@sopuli.xyz said. I stream with Owncast, so can see how many are online. On average it's 15. But yeah, I seem to get around 30 listens per episode on Mixcloud during the weeks after.

This week's theme is cover versions, which everyone loves, so I've had an unusual number of suggestions. One guy dropped about 20 at me.

All in all it's a nice, manageable number for me. I'm very aware that if I had 1000 people throwing suggestions at me each week I'd feel like I was drowning and would almost certainly get scared away from it. While it's something I fit in around a full time job, that is.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

15 people probably listen to it live and then the rest look it up on mixcloud.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 138 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Two people told me the salad I was making at the grocery store salad bar looked good. I was like damn. I’m really good at making salads.

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[–] CaptainParabola@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (17 children)

Last week at work two different people walked by me at lunch and said “your sandwiches always look amazing” and I literally can’t shut up about that now.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Man here, I am still riding the following highs:

2 months ago, a cashier told me that my leather jacket was cool

~5 years ago, another cashier said she thought my outfit looked was nice

~7 years ago, a clerk at a deli told me that I had a nice voice

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

When i was working out people started complaining i was too buff, when i wasn't working out people complained i was too skinny.

When i'm fighting for my goals people complain i'm trying too hard and when i'm not they are complaining i need to do more.

It's never right with them...hold on to those compliments, they are few and far between.

I had a convo on instagram with some guy (who turned out to be some kind of coach for life goals or whatever) and he started praising me for recognizing a certain hardship and it turned me off from conversing with him...it made me physcially cringe hearing someone praise something i did.

I'm probably a little messed up lol

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't have to imagine. I'm sure almost 15 people have complimented my appearance over the course of my entire life.

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