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Dog Whistles (lemmy.world)

Full post here: https://www.tumblr.com/brightlotusmoon/727204642739617792

Posting this to make up for accidentally posting a dog whistle earlier. Oops

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Unbeelievable (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

@LegoRacers2

You can't expect me to believe there is a race of creatures living in well-ordered homes who spend all day making candy while their evil counterpart hides out in menacing fortresses that augur only destruction

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Witnessed a miracle (lemmy.world)
[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 37 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Eating gizzard sounds offal to me

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum

Admiral Snaccbar @Chris Mench Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it's already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

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Hey all, I've not been putting as much time into Lemmy as I thought I would, so I'm requesting applications for new mods! There isn't really anything to do in terms of reactive moderation, there's almost never any reports etc, but a proactive approach to growing the community, encouraging posts, and all that sort of thing would be great.

Let me know below if you are interested!

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Should have expected this

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Just a reminder that reporting posts you don't like (or that you disagree with, or that are disagreeing with you) but that do not break any rules is a waste of my time and yours. Downvote and move on. Repeat offenders will be banned.

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Diesel-smelling (lemmy.world)

Jeremy Clarkson: Just been for a walk round the farm and I'm a bit alarmed by how few butterflies there are.

Something is afoot.

Danny Wallace: Diesel-smelling Top Gear host who threatened climate protestors misses butterflies.

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Schedule (lemmy.world)
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Disco Inferno (lemmy.world)

kimoramay-deactivated20170907

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto.

The motto was "l hear, I see, I learn" Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for "l hear, I see, I learn" is "audio, video, disco

wonderfulworldofmichaelford Obserwuj

What the f ck that's the best school motto ever change it back

copperbadge Obserwuj

Your yearly reminder that "l learn through suffering" can be translated into Latin as "Disco Inferno"

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Progress (lemmy.world)

Amy 16h @lolennui. bsky. social

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns Imao

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 46 points 6 months ago

I've got to be honest that picture is just a pub with books.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

https://www.techbusinessnews.com.au/does-email-spam-affect-the-enviroment/

Its estimated that spam consumes more than 33 billion kilowatt-hours of electricity every year, the same amount as 2.4 million homes. It also produces the same amount of green house gas(GHG) emissions as 3.1 million passenger cars.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

60s, 70s and 80s...people were free.

Hmm, straight white males were free. Everyone else, not so much.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

This has good intentions but all this will do is make it so low income people can't travel, and not really affect the rich who are mostly the problem here.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago

Ophidascaris robertsi is a roundworm usually found in pythons. The Canberra hospital patient marks the world-first case of the parasite being found in humans.

The patient resides near a lake area inhabited by carpet pythons. Despite no direct snake contact, she often collected native grasses, including warrigal greens, from around the lake to use in cooking, Senanayake said.

The doctors and scientists involved in her case hypothesise that a python may have shed the parasite via its faeces into the grass. They believe the patient was probably infected with the parasite directly from touching the native grass or after eating the greens.

Moral of the story: make sure you wash all the snake shit off your produce and hands before eating.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 196 points 1 year ago

Interestingly, these used to be called 'jokes' before memes existed.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago

Read it so you don't have to - someone found a choice you can make in the second act that counts as an ending. So, they basically ran through act one and made that decision immediately.

They did not play through to what anyone would actually consider the end of the game.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

The hilarious thing is you can't post from Sync yet, only comment, so for every post about Sync someone had to use their browser or another app to post it.

[-] ReadyUser31@lemmy.world 147 points 1 year ago

Oh my god it's beautiful. It's so beautiful.

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