Live free or die? Dont tempt me with the best time if my life (the end).
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2026
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What about as an overweight cheerleader whose always made fun of because her rolls hang out of the uniform and her braces make her lips curl out too much? I think I can find a uniform and an willing to get braces just so it's extra believable. Do you think that would make a feasible homeless person?
Well low self-esteem isn't going to work to your advantage, but there is always someone for everyone. Just have some critical thinking skills and don't put yourself into a dangerous situation and everything will work out fine.
If you're in middle school cheer, there may be a job opening in the DC area. All cash, under the table massages.