What's it going to do? Swallow you? Lmao. It can try. I don't see how it can intentionaly hurt an actual human.

They are going to get far more than they bargained for!

Is that a DSAF reference!?

Don't worry, our overlords are planning for us to benefit from their anti-aging research too! When they turn us into servitors.

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You forgot your jacket again. No need to thank me!

This is why you don't have a wife lol.

In other words, he could plead insanity?

That's even worse!

That kissing is how you become pregnant. No, really.

This makes me legitimately, very angry!