Parenting

Laser Raptors
Gold Saucers
BASE Jumpers
Rains of Castamere
Dirt Devils
The Amazons
Nuclear Submarines
Screaming Eagles
Bottle Rockets
Noisy Crickets
The Tugboats
Purple Cobras

I was thinking about being The Peanuts so we could chant GO NUTS!

The home team.

Logo is a house with a bat

The fighting mongooses.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxh-YVSoZeE

The Lemmings

Six Seven

The Neato Burritos

The Bunt Cakes The Best Team in Town The Littlest Legends The Dragons (dragons are cool) The See Ya Later Alligators (aka The Gators) Born Batty

• Master Batters (ok, maybe not for that age group)
• T-Ball Titans
• Little Swingers (also probably not appropriate, im in brainstorm mode)
• Batta Bings (Badda bing, BADDA BOOM)
• Better Batters
• The Muppets
• Ace Players
• Stealers
• Party Bus
• Swing Anamiss
• The Legends
• Annihilators
• Aerobatics
• #&!% Baseball
• Bad Newsbears

The Princess Pirates - logo includes eyepatch, fake looking stubble, tiahra over a pirate hat over perm curls.

The Home Runs - logo is a house with a face and limbs holding its butt like it's running to the bathroom.

The Swing Batter-Batters - logo is a swing in motion ridden by a bat (mammal or baseball).

Mmmm Cake - logo is cake. Kids love cake.

The Stinky Parents - logo is parents, characteur common outfits/styles for your area. Maybe clown makeup. Definitely stink lines.

The Heelers, use an outline of Bluey's head for the logo.
The next Gen, with a trek logo?
On that note, the commanders, with red shirts and a trek logo?
I'm a fan of Book wyrms, dragon Logo, but that's not so kid friendly. Maybe some other dragon related joke?

The hot wheels? With a fire truck logo?

That's all I got, good luck, and I hope you share the end choice later.

You could play it straight and do something kids love, like "Dinosaurs".

My other suggestions are "Robots" or "Draculas".

• The Footballs
• The Hockey Pucks
• The Soccer Balls
• The French Fries
• The Weiner Dogs
• The Air Guitars
• The Beached Whales

These are all stupid but I think they’d be funny little league teams

My kids would think Butt Butt is hilarious. Colors would be blue and orange (Bluey and Bingo). Logo could be the Heeler house.

There are a whole bunch of minor league team names that are fun. There are teams called the Jumbo Shrimp, the Iron Pigs, the Flying Squirrels, the River Bandits, and all of them have fun logos already available on baseball hats.

There is of course the question of copyrights, but there are three good reasons why you probably don't need to worry about getting sued. First, it would be unbelievably bad press for any major or minor league or team to sue a bunch of tiny fans. Second, you'll probably be buying a bunch of merchandise like hats and banners with their logos on it (assuming you aren't printing your own using their logos). Third, they would probably get laughed out of court at the notion that a multi-million dollar franchise needs to differentiate itself from the sandlot kids in diapers. You're not profiting from the name or logo (right?), and they have better things to do with their time than volunteer to be the villain in the court of public opinion.

Edit to add some more: Trash Pandas, Rumble Ponies, Sod Poodles, Yard Goats, Blue Wahoos, AquaSox, RubberDucks, PaddleHeads, Hot Rods, Cannon Ballers, and the Baby Cakes.

Cheap ass ideas, not as good as your the peanuts

The ballers

Stealers (thinking of stealing bases)

Swingers that miss (not supportive but funny)

Snoopies bandits

The poop smiths 💩

I have plenty of ideas, but none of them would be appropriate for a team of 5 year olds... 👀

Crotch Fruit.