SuperEars

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[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The hands are at 10 and 2. If you can read this WAKE UP YOU ARE ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL D:

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

It ain't a gun if it don't weigh at least 100 grams

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Thank you for this image.

Years ago I saw a pic of a puke-inducing sunlit living room with "Home is where the heart is" superimposed over the image. It looked like a soulless ad for overpriced white-woman-instagram furniture.

And someone overlaid an image of THIS MAN but with like 1% opacity, like it was a ghostly face haunting the scene. You wouldn't even notice it if scrolling too fast.

I loved it and I miss it and this brought me back.

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reboot was the shit
Ever heard of a Frisket?
Alphanumeric

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Didn't anyone tell you not to hassle the Hoff9000?

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Feels like Santa, in Toejam and Earl

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Sounds a bit like the minting of a new Space Marine

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Asking his 12 year old, over the protests of his wife, whether said 12 year old prefers girls with big boobs or small boobs. And pressing the issue for ten minutes after the 12 year old told him that that was an offensive and disgusting question to hear from this particular pervert and demonstrated child groomer.

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Echoing Alice's Restaurant. It's funny too.

New bar trivia team name: The Group Dubya Bench

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh fk I'm gonna christ

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am behind the times on some abbreviations. And dense.

What is AD in this context?

 
[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I can't get at the data yet. Cloudflare and/or DDoS problems.

 
 
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me_irl (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by SuperEars@lemmy.world to c/me_irl@lemmy.world
 

My father in law is dying. He's too weak to sign an important paper. Instead, they're video recording him having the legal doc read aloud, asking if he agrees to it, in hopes of this video counting as if he signed it.

He was able to speak up. He had the same presence of mind I recognized from his cogent days. He responded to all these macabre questions about funerals and deaths and wills and finality. He responded in a detectable upbeat way.

But guys...

His voice sounded like it was coming out of THE
FUCKING
D
D
Drain

 

I grew up calling it Sparkles. My wife called it Stars. Anyone have any others?

 
 
 
 
 

Chew story

 
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