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Some fucking MBA shithead decides to save a couple bucks on parts by putting plastic internals in a part that sees torque and now my fucking shower valve face comes shooting off the wall like it's a goddamn rocket and I come back from being away to steam condensation dripping off the ceilings and water rifling out of the wall like the goddamn Trevi fountain

So now I shut off the water, pulled out the old cartridge with the valve stem broken clear in two and replaced it with a CHINESE one that is properly made out of FUCKING BRASS like it should have been in the first place, all of which could have been avoided if this made in germany bullshit had been properly built to begin with

German engineering my fucking ass

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

German engineering my fucking ass

I-was-saying

The whole almost eugenicist racial aspect that is tied to where shit is manufactured is a whole shibboleth of mystic bullshit layered on top of the National character of Peoples that creates a false reality of manufactured shit being graded with racial phenotypes instead of how it's made.

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Funnily enough, "made in Germany" was also meant to warn of the bad quality capitalist Germany pumped out after WW2.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also the PLASTIC oem replacement is priced 25 dollars higher than the brass aftermarket alternative

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That brass has lead in it BTW, another cost saving measure! So don't be drinking the shower water.

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

German engineering

Looks inside engine bay oh look at that, it's a mess of decaying plastic and rubber hoses and seals, not meant to last longer than 150k miles, and each year that passes the car sounds more and more like a vacuum cleaner from all them little leaks

[–] T34_69@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Same as any other car but yeah being from Bavaria makes it special ig

us-foreign-policy

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

German engineering is designed to work really really really well right at the beginning.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate how glass is literally infinitely recyclable and we as a society chose plastic instead because it's less prone to break when underpaid teamsters huck boxes into trucks and now we're going to die choking on micro plastics

I know more of it comes tires and polyester clothes but still

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get plastic instead of glass mostly, glass is heavy as shit. What I do not get is plastic instead of paper. Like if you need it to be tight to water, sure, but so much stuff is plastic with airholes, just use cardboard

[–] TommyCatkins@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aluminum cans are the predominant beverage container now even for beer. No clue why we have to use plastic for water and Gatorade still

[–] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Cans are coated in plastic on the inside but a lot less than a whole ass bottle to be fair

[–] nay@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

That's infuriating...

German engineering my fucking ass

is it made in Germany because id bet it's "made" (designed) in Germany but made in like China or something so the bourgeois get to pay lower wages and then blame the Chinese if there are complaints about the quality (which they specified and the chinese simply made)

[–] gnuthing@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

At work we use plastic in high heat environments, it's a shitshow of broken parts

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I hate how everything is plastic but then it's YOUR FAULT everything is plastic. Bro, I can't buy anything else, take it up with the companies saving 1c per unit

[–] git@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

The title also works for actual human shit with all the microplastics around.

I had the same problem lmao, I replaced the american made shitty plastic showerhead that kept breaking with a chinese showerhead so cheap that if it broke 3 times a year it would still be cheaper than the american made one. It has lasted 3 years now.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I come back from being away to steam condensation dripping off the ceilings and water rifling out of the wall like the goddamn Trevi fountain

I got a brutal water bill once from a tap failing like this. Hope you weren't away too long.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

On a well so it's the light bill

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

we've broken 4 shower knobs in the past year. the only one that fits our shower is this cheap plastic piece of crap that snaps immediately if you try to turn it even slightly too hard.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Good thing you got that replaced while you did before Germany can replace the parts with ones that need proprietary tools to remove.