Settle down Beavis.
JustSo
How do you do, fellow radicals?
We need to put shock collars on all the geriatrics to keep them from accidentally doing an illegal nap.
"a little communism as an anti-treat"
I assume they think doing socialism has held countries back and that the US covertly encouraged it because it kept them from becoming competitive through the virtues of free market capitalism. We are right to laugh at them, of course.
I wish I could get my mother to consider a megadose of ketamine. She deserves peace from her neuroses. :(
There's something really disconcertingly sad about losing someone to recovery. I completely understand the necessity for some people to "get with the program" so to speak, in order to survive, but it can get hauntingly lonely if you manage to avoid going over the edge yourself and still find value in substances that challenge consensual reality (and so on.)
You're doing Super Dangerous Drugs in their eyes no matter what your actual reality is, so the gap in understanding just continues to widen.
Yeah these guys are so insulated from human life and the consequences of their actions that they pretty much live in a venture capital brained state of complete delusion.
seemed to walk it off as he left
Like that time Hillary Clinton seemed to throw herself in the back of a secret service car? lol
I bet he threw up after the adrenaline dump wore off, man watched his life flash before his eyes and that cannot have been a good time.
haha get kklip'd.
I bet they aren't even a real owl.
I can never pin down an answer that really feels right (guess I'm not a furry huh smuglord emoji) but most of the time I'd have to go with the mighty wombat.
You basically get to be a mini herbivore killdozer. Wombats are known to share their burrows with some of their few natural threats, venomous snakes, as well as other animals seeking shelter during raging bushfires. Its like everyone just declares detente during the disaster and the magnificent wombat is able to provide safe harbor until the threat passes. If anyone steps out of line the wombat will crush them against the side of the burrow with its burly body.
I think of them as like little hippos, with less natural aggression and defensiveness, more emotional intelligence etc. They seem to get more bitter and surly as they age (relatable) but baby wombats are curious and playful rough and tumble creatures (also relatable.) The only real threat to wombats are humans, and that would suit me just fine, they're my biggest threat too.
The wombat is perhaps one of nature's gentler tank~~ie~~s.
Also they poop cubes that can stack, so that would have a lot of entertainment potential as an inveterate shitposter.
Other contenders would be: big fucken hawk because flying would be awesome and I could take on drones for sport, or literally return to monke so I could swing through trees (except monkeys seem to become like, weird gooners or violently tribal, so I dunno.)
If I can be a crypto-zoological creature I would of course have to become the type of Sasquatch that can traverse time, space and multiverses.
What a curse it is to have eyes to see and read.