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No album since 2016 maybe she's sad about the election still?

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no, but seriously folks,

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submitted 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) by PaX@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

I can't remember the joke though

Anyway, my grill broke doomjak

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WANTED: Immediate deployment 18-35 with background in SHIT POSTING, JAVASCRIPT, C++, MAGIC THE GATHERING, ANIME (no hentai!). Meet at corner of 5th and Broadway midday for orders.

(I've never read this magazine so I don't know what the help wanted merc ads are like).

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Cardcaptor Spatula (hexbear.net)

Not to be confused with Cardcaptor Shaqura, Cardcaptor Shakira, or Cardcaptor Sankara

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dollars to Israel

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googol

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submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) by asante@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

title

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submitted 12 hours ago by Cowbee@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwiches

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lemmygrad school to be specific

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beanis

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submitted 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) by Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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My doctor says that every 2000km I should be refilling my gender fluid, but idk, it seems excessive. Has anyone gone 3000km without running out of gender fluid?

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gaming (hexbear.net)

gaming is bad

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whatever gender you are, here are 5,000 video ads that all load at once if you try to scroll down the page.

jump to recipe

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I am a loss (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/badposting@hexbear.net

~~:.|:;~~

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China cymbal:bash bash bash bash

Guitar: jud dun nuh nuh nuhnah

Bass with fuzz: JONHNA NOHNA NOHAN

BOTH AT ONCE

DRUMS: THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP

EVERYONE: JUD JUD JUD JUD YEEEEEEEWEE JUD JUD JAAAAAH JUD JUD JUD BAHNWENOONEH BAH JUDJUD JUDJUDJUD JUD.....SQUEEEEEEEEEENEEENEEE

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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