badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I'm moving in ways none of you have thought of

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"You said you wanted to give this girl an extra large pepperoni, correct?"

"Well yeah, that's what she ordered, one extra large pepperoni with mozzarella sticks."

"Mozzarella sticks? What does that mean?"

"Uh, pieces of mozzarella breaded and fried? Look are you going to pay for the pizza or not?"

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It's in prod. It has ten thousand users. What the actual fuck.

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I'm seeing too much leftism and it's making my bonna small

Please I am from Reddit and just wanted an apolitical platform to talk about Steller Blid. I'm really mad that people on Lemmy said they hate loberalosm

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Drinkers: Marx, Lenin, Xi, Castro

Draw what conclusions you will from that.

I am totally not hungover making this post.

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mmm... lemon ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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"the whites aren't ready for the KKK yet and we'll just end up more suppressed"

"Charlie Kirk was watering down the message too much, and the Republicans will never implement our policies of racial genocide and will only occasionally make concessions for small-scale racialized suffering. This is why we need to build dual power."

Something like that, idk

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Which is when I throw a red herring at my debate opponent's head to distract them.

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I believe my good will and unproblematic past are deserving of your votes

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"Oi Guv I made som' biscuits (cookies)."

"Blimey, tes biscuits be proper nasty!"

"Wut! It wuz me grans' recipe! I'm gonna knife ye!"

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I don't like them.

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i think it's a little broken

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