Sometimes I use frozen store-bought patties actually, but I recently did my own breaded tofu, and it was a nice little bite too.
Did this exact thing but vegan
Carnists sure do love to type from their smartphones 
in their air-conditioned homes after eating heavily processed meat products for lunch about how carnism is ethical because it's "natural."
Being a queer person raised in a strict Catholic household taught me that this is pretty damn true. I'd get all sorts of inconsistencies and mental gymnastics when it came to their homophobia and transphobia. For instance, people like my devout-ass grandparents would say "Lying is a sin, and you'll go to hell if you do it," but there were times where they literally lied to me about such matters. My grandparents said "We're not going to talk about LGBTQ-related subjects because it causes too much strife" when I was in their household, but simultaneously, they tried to bring it back up! They got upset when I told them that I'd rather not talk about it due to the inevitable conflict, and they got doubly upset when I said "Didn't you say this subject was now off-limits?"
How about you sniff deez nuts
Congratulations, you've succeeded at making me want to turn off my internet permanently and become one with nature.
Because it's not bad? Duh. We need an epicposting for this one! xD
This really had me like:
(In all seriousness, I just went there to upload some images to host privately, as that's the only reason why I keep it around, but my eyes wandered.)
is there a gay type