Angel

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I fucking hate interacting with people in bands, fuck you fuck you fuck you in c/music@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 43 minutes ago

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A hot girl told me I had really big calf muscles today in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

OP confirmed Chad

Perhaps too Chad for HB

I fucking hate interacting with people in bands, fuck you fuck you fuck you in c/music@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

I'm not gonna follow this advice.

Sorry.

😞✊

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[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago

gigabumps appreciated always!

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[REPOST][$0/$850] - [May 20] Rent Fundraising - Due June 1st (hexbear.net)
 

I got the final stage of the interview for the trans clinic job in 1 day 🀞🏿

My Cash App is $QuingCrimson, and I also have Zelle, PayPal, and Venmo. DM me for any of those 3.

Love all of you who have been there for me in whatever way you can. 🫢🏿

goes hard ngl in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

with FACTS and LOGIC

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Michael Manring - Monkey Businessman [Instrumental Jazz Fusion] (3:48) - 1994 (www.youtube.com)
EM & PoC bi-weekly thread 12/05/2025 and 19/05/2025 in c/em_poc@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't happen yet! It's tomorrow!

Kamala might run for governor of California. [More inside] in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What I'm seeing is that California absolutely does not know how to party.

the cishets are at it again in c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Tag yourself.

I'm Lambda.

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Challenge accepted! (hexbear.net)
 
  • Carrots: That green stem on top? Most yee-yee ass haircut I've ever seen. Good luck rizzing up any other taproots with that!
  • Broccoli: Why the fuck are you a tiny tree? Couldn't grow as big as a normal tree so instead you let people eat you? Really shows how defeated you must feel!
  • Onions: You think you're hot shit because you make people cry when they cut you? Haha, you still get cut anyway. It's funny how you have so many layers but apparently not enough depth to think that through!
  • Potatoes: Should I even include you? I thought veggies were supposed to be nutritious and good for you! There's a reason why people usually consume you in the most unhealthy ways imaginable. You're only good for junk!
  • Peas: Bro, your name is literally "pee," haha. Need I say more?
  • Lettuce: Yeah, "lettuce" never see you on a sandwich ever again. You're just some big flaky green leaf with hardly any actual nutritional value. Next!
  • Tomatoes: You look big and plump, but it's really just a ton of liquid! Surprise! When you get cut open, we all see that your fullness is a lie, as you just spill your juices everywhere and go limp! What a fraud!
  • Peppers: You think you're spicy, but you're not. You're clearly also so damn cowardly. When I cut you open, why the fuck do you look like you're screaming? It's because everyone can see through your spicy facade. We're not intimidated by it!
  • Olives: Olive? Yeah, "Olive" to eat literally any other vegetable besides you. You are a salty mess, and you'll stay salty knowing that nobody wants you.
  • Cucumbers: Dude... you have "cum" in your name. Haha! Need I say more?
  • Spinach: Only about 1 gram of protein per serving yet Popeye used you for strength? Yeah, it's obvious bullshit that was made up to feed your ego. Not only that, but you shrink like hell when you're cooked. Since I'm roasting you, I might not have any of you left after this!
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I got the final stage of the interview for the trans clinic job in 1 day 🀞🏿

My Cash App is $QuingCrimson, and I also have Zelle, PayPal, and Venmo. DM me for any of those 3.

Love all of you who have been there for me in whatever way you can. 🫢🏿

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Yapper has things to say about veganism (hexbear.net)
 

It's funny to me because it reads like a satire of non-vegans, but this is literally how most of them are.

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[REPOST][$0/$850] - [May 19] Rent Fundraising - Due June 1st (hexbear.net)
 

I got the final stage of the interview for the trans clinic job in 2 days 🀞🏿

My Cash App is $QuingCrimson, and I also have Zelle, PayPal, and Venmo. DM me for any of those 3.

Love all of you who have been there for me in whatever way you can. 🫢🏿

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[$0/$850] - [May 19] Rent Fundraising - Due June 1st (hexbear.net)
 

My Cash App is $QuingCrimson, and I also have Zelle, PayPal, and Venmo. DM me for any of those 3.

Love all of you who have been there for me in whatever way you can. 🫢🏿

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Scale the Summit - Bloom [Instrumental Progressive Metal] (2:10) - 2009 (www.youtube.com)
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[REPOST][$0/$850] - [May 18] Rent Fundraising - Due June 1st (hexbear.net)
 

My Cash App is $QuingCrimson, and I also have Zelle, PayPal, and Venmo. DM me for any of those 3.

Love all of you who have been there for me in whatever way you can. 🫢🏿

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[$0/$850] - [May 18] Rent Fundraising - Due June 1st (hexbear.net)
 

My Cash App is $QuingCrimson, and I also have Zelle, PayPal, and Venmo. DM me for any of those 3.

Love all of you who have been there for me in whatever way you can. 🫢🏿

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Intersectionality had mfs like (hexbear.net)
 

"Wait. You're both Black and gay!? WTF, they made wokeness woke!"

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Pasta and cannellini beans in a tomato sauce + guess what the fried shit is (hexbear.net)
 

badeline-heh

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