I pride myself on using nice soap and perfume despite looking like a bum so I invite you to smell me.
Just don't make it weird 
That's a big ask from me. If you smell good, then I'm sniffing. And if I'm sniffing, shit's about to get real weird.
Aight ill allow it once I suppose. But only so I can use it as an excuse to ramble about soaps and fragrances for 5 minutes.
Aww yeah, let's get weird! Imma put on my robe and wizard hat!
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer
idk my sweat probably smells like booze.
How about you sniff deez nuts
You're fuckin gross dude.
Not unless you like smelling dirt
Well he sells cocaine and meth, so probably
Yes, but only as a Morrowind NPC impression, maybe Ranis Athrys
Would you chap a sniffo?
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