[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

I can't help trying to imagine what a "sinless" movie/show would look like by those standards.

Probably like a Lolbertarian wet dream, ie. perfectly logical men (only men, no UnStaBLe FeeEEeeEmALeS) making perfectly logical decisions like fuckin robots for the fake nonsense conflicts they encounter, and the villain is either women or "The State(TM)" or WOKEness. so basically Atlas Shrugged lol

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

Yeah I genuinely think CinemaSins did irreparable damage to media literacy in that sense, they've fueled an anti-intellectual movement trying to rigidly compartmentalize art into strict templates and categories based on what they think is the "correct" way vs the "incorrect". Some user here who I can't remember once said something like: media and art have become a puzzle to be solved or a game to be broken, instead of an experience for the viewer full of ideas and meaning. IMO that's the true "treat culture" and a byproduct of capitalism reducing art to a commodity instead of a genuine representation of the human condition and the emotional honesty it requires to fully engage with it

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

we tend to hatewatch things a LOT less

Tbf dunk_tank and by extension this comm are both basically hatewatching for social media posts. I'm not making a value judgment on that (I mod dunk_tank lol) but leftists absolutely have the same proclivity for ragebait, I think most terminally online people do, we're just not as publicly frothing as reactionaries are because leftists generally don't try to make careers/money off it

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

You'd think with all their snobby affluence that these guys would be able to read but nope! They probably love CinemaSins too and think it's "epic bacon" lemmitor

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a great reason to not buy any of the DnD 2024 shit then. My players and I are perfectly happy with 5e

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Right I thought the average size of a congress approved defense budget was just under a trillion lol

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Wanna browse some dope creative art with a specific theme? Nah enjoy this unnaturally smooth looking zero effort fucking garbage made by a guy named ChillmasterArtgod69 who calls himself an "AI artist" in his profile kiryu-pain

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

I've seen enough of this guy's posts that I'm convinced he's doing an elaborate bit. It's all way too on the nose. Either that or he is the stupidest motherfucker alive

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net

Incredible stuff, how can you read this and even remotely believe it instead of pissing yourself laughing? "in bad country, criticism from the head of state towards the former head of state forces people to off themselves" gimme a fuckin break dude. On top of that the broken citation is a random BBC Radio report from 2009 che-smile

Check out this dork shit lol

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I absolutely love the first 2 movies and have been routinely disappointed by everything after them, Zero seems to be getting good reviews but I'm curious what the hexfolk think

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No link because the nazi cowards deleted their posts lmao fash-bash

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/electoralism@hexbear.net

I figure I'll vote PSL again like I did last time since they seem to be among the most principled leftist parties we have in this hellscape. I've seen a lot of support for Jill Stein but iirc she has some very weird reactionary conspiracy-brained views. How we feeling? Is supreme running this time around?

edit: to be clear I assume most of the based parties will not be on the ballot in most states, I've written in my picks before and I'll do it again KKKopmala knifecat

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

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~~ban-hammer-dai Namco~~

~~Code Vein~~

~~GOD EATER 3~~

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Everyone knows how rabidly reactionary and shitheaded the SW fandom became after the Disney acquisition but I'm finally at my breaking point with this latest wave of chud whining. The Acolyte got review bombed before it even aired because the showrunner is a lesbian and the leading actress is a gay enby. Also a clip of Stenberg from like 6 years ago made the rounds where she says the goal of a completely different project she was working on was to make white men cry and chuds who get all their news from youtubers thought she was talking about the Acolyte.

Fast forward to the show's release, the chuds continue to whine about woke Star Wars despite the show's first several episodes being pretty bland and mid in every regard. To disguise their actual reasons for hating the show (diverse cast and queer showrunner) they pull out the absolute most ridiculous reasons to bash it, including but not limited to:

  • "The writing is awful and the story sucks!" (the dialogue is genuinely quite bad at times but no worse than 95% of star wars projects. The general story is a mystery-thriller that's compelling enough. Also these same people turn around and say the prequels are incredible so funny-clown-hammer)

  • "The show contracts and ruins the prequels!" alright time to put on my nerd cap because the media literacy of these fucking shitbags is nonexistent. "Dark side user" =/= Sith, Red-lightsaber-user =/= Sith, there are tons of darkside users in the galaxy but the Sith area very specific order that the jedi warred with for thousands of years before they were almost completely wiped out. Also half the point of the prequels was to show the Jedi are blinded by their hubris and waning connection to the force, the Sith were right under their nose the entire time and they were just too arrogant to see it, silly Darth Teeth man doesn't ruin shit in your dog ass shit fuck childrens movies.

  • "The show RETCONS CANON in an UNACCEPTABLE WAY" this is because a prequel side character's DOB was retconned and he's a lot older now and appears in the show. These worthless fucks are sending death threats to Wookiepedia editors who change the character's DOB and screaming that it's vile yes that's right it's VILE to change a fictional background character's birthday. Just take a look at the replies on that post, yes I know it's the bird hellsite filled with ragebait but the responses like "oh well I thought that GATEKEEPING was a BAD THING nerd" are just so bleak. Art and media mean nothing to these people, their hobby is not watching Star Wars, its watching ragebait youtubers and getting violently angry about mundane things in shows they've never watched and aren't interested in democracy-manifest Also these screaming manbabies keep referencing non-canon books and shit as "proof" of the show retconning things

The discourse around TLJ was bad but I think I'm finally done engaging with the SW fandom in any way shape or form. My brain has finally been broken by the chuds. I don't think I'll even tell people I like SW anymore because these shitbrains have just ruined it. And yes I know I need to touch-grass but if you don't spend a decent amount of time in these SW fandom circles I promise you don't know how bad it actually is

/rant

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submitted 3 months ago by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

spoilerTheir Pokedex entry numbers spell out 1, 3, 1, 2 acab-3

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net

smuglord xi-gun

If they wanna ban tiktok okay sure fine, let's ban all corporate social media platforms. At least tiktok isn't in bed with the NSA snowden

Also I gotta say, I know a disturbing number of people (ie. americans) who genuinely think the CPC is deeply invested in their personal data or what they do or believe. Like do these fuckers not realize the US govt can fuck up your shit infinitely more than the Chinese govt ever could?

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peanits phun

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 64 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I guarantee it's because of the word "privileged", what a bunch of absolute babies. A lot of db0 users are cool but their admins are so fuckin libertarian-brained. Hey jackasses, it's not "tankie" to point out that if you spend a large amount of your time browsing an internet forum you are probably decently well off in life. Also the meme is making fun of people who are anti-piracy! Its on your side!!

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by MiraculousMM@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

We've seen an uptick in people posting dunks in here that belong in dunk_tank, as well as low-hanging fruit that gets removed from or isn't allowed in dunk_tank anymore. For context, rule 8 of dunk_tank:

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this.

There's a reason that dunks are cordoned off to their own comm, some users rightfully don't want to see reactionary nonsense all the time, even if we're making fun of the person who said it. /c/cth is a general-purpose comm but it's NOT for posting some random nobody asshole twitter user's bad takes, the absolute best course of action to take when you see that stuff out in the wild is to either directly shit on them yourself, or ignore them and don't give them more attention.

From this point on I'm going to be more stringent about moderating this. I get it, it's fun to dunk on the libs and the blue checks and the frothingfash and that's why we have a whole dedicated comm for that. Any post that's obviously meant to be "hey look at this piece of shit, let's laugh at how bad their opinions are, upbears to the left and emojis in chat" belongs in the_dunk_tank. And any super low-hanging fruit doesn't belong on this site, period (see TDT rule 8 above). We have better things to do with our time than give unearned attention, time and energy to low-follower-count nobodies yelling into the void.

Thanks for your discretion comrades, stay sicko sicko-jammin

edit: as others have pointed out, /c/shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml is a good place for any and all dunking content not allowed here. Post that ragebait to our comrades at the 'grad, they'll make good use of it. Also, per rule 9 of TFT dunking on fediverse users is still explicitly allowed so it's still open season on those in our own backyard.

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 65 points 4 months ago

I've got my first dentist appointment in like 5 years in an hour, I'm so nervous fuck shit fuck I hope they're nice ohnoes agony-deep

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"doing its best to avoid civilian causalities, even though there will be casualties" kermit-pain

"allow Hamas to continue running Gaza" wat

Incredible consent manufacturing by Harvard Harris, even with that batshit wording 43% of young people still said fuck that lmao

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 111 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

@Kaboom@reddthat.com @qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one @BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one get in here and explain how it is "racism" or "hate speech" to point out how bloodthirsty and twisted the average honky is. Also "breaks commmunity rules"??? ??????????

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 70 points 8 months ago

Let me help you out-

Bad guys: people actively executing or supporting a thoroughly documented genocide

Good guys: people actively resisting against that genocide

Hope that's useful, now go back to reddit please

[-] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 74 points 8 months ago

Well sweaty have you considered that we NEED to use right-wing symbology to own the TANKIES??? maybe-later-kiddo

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