MiraculousMM

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[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

This is so dope, gives me Gordon Cole Twin Peaks vibes

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

"hooooooLEEEEEEEE I SAT ON MY BALLS OW OUCH OWWWWWWWWW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ok ok be cool be cool AAAAAAAAAAAH GOD FUCK AAAAAAH"

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

This is awesome never stop posting

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What if instead of Counter Strike it was Counter Straight and it was an LGBT game and the two teams were the Straights and the Counter-Straights

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thinking about the time a guy told me I hurt his feelings by telling him not to say the n word

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

mfs will imagine up shit like "K-shaped economy" before doing any sort of class analysis

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Laceless shoes rock though they're perfect for my fat lazy ass

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Went and saw it with the fam to get them out of the house, it was exactly as generic and dull as I expected it to be. No idea why this samesy crap is considered acceptable after Andor raised the bar (well I know why but its still obnoxious)

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Is this "wingnut" in a different form?

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

My mom was a huge fan of Dr. Dogshit when I was a kid. Thankfully she never took the "hit your kids" advice (and apparently never even read that in his books), she was just obsessed with raising my sister and I as good Jesus-loving kids, and that came with all the lmayo evangelical bullshit you'd expect.

Anyway crabs in chat for this horrible asshole eating dirt hexcrab-party

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I link that thread to people every chance I get, I read through it during the early days of the site (the first year or two) and its rang true almost to a T since then. It's hard as fuck running a site as special, specific, and welcoming as Hexbear is. In the same thread Dan says that running an explicitly leftist space has its own full set of challenges beyond what he even talks about.

Infinite growth is a capitalist lie, we've always focused on improving this space for those who choose to stay and become part of a community, even if its an internet community, oh the horror, we better not be "cringe" at all lest we get scolded by weirdos data-laughing

 

link cuz I'm not a lib

"dsa is marxist" lenin-dont-laugh

 

Can you guess what it represents? Pls don't cheat or I'll cry doggirl-cry

edit: its DVD Regions

 

Full list is here if you want some good laughs

Free Press rates the degree — on a scale of one to five chickens (🐔) — to which each media company has compromised its commitment to independent news and information in exchange for political favors and higher profits, or simply to get the Trump administration off its back.

In the rare instance where a company displays courageous independence from the political pressures of Washington, it earns a star (⚝), an ideal of autonomy to which all media must aspire if our democracy is to survive.

And who do they give this honor to? Netflix and fucking Blooomberg che-laugh

i-think-that every single one of them should be rated 100000000 chickens

 

Looks like shit too, fascist iconography aside agony-turbo

link cuz I'm not a lib angery

 
 

Their further explanation is even funnier:

Incredible to have this disclaimer above a thread about a sketchy credit bureau with opaque methodology for calculating your score

 

If this is incomprehensible to you gobbless kel-what

 

If the link doesn't work, the relevant section is from 0:56 to 1:56

Its still a good interview after that, but Cameron says a lot of dumb lib shit lol. Lucas is consistent throughout, even correcting Cameron from "British empire" to "American empire"

 
 

So I'm looking for a new (used) car since mine is really old and starting to literally fall apart. I found a nice newer well-priced car on the website of a nearby dealership. I go in and take it for a test drive, I really like it and was strongly considering pulling the trigger because it was priced so well.

Salesman confers with his boss, comes back and says hey, I just found out I actually wasn't supposed to test drive that car with you because it needs a new transmission, and it'll take 2 weeks or so for that new transmission to come in. I say okay no problem, I can wait a couple weeks, I still have my old car in the meantime.

When he comes back again with the official quote, the price is TWO GRAND HIGHER than the online price, because "well I didn't know it needed a new transmission and I just can't possibly eat the full cost of that, so this is the new price now, I'm oh so sorry but I just can't it'd be too hard for me and my manager said so :(((("

So I flat out told him the online price is what brought me in, and if that's not honored (which would be fucking illegal to do but they don't care) then I'm walking. Guy comes back with his manager who then begrudgingly agrees to honor the online price and we were able to do the business we were both there to do like mature adults.

Oh the funniest part is this dealership is very outwardly "Christian" (there was Christian music playing over the speakers the entire time and a little daily devotional book on the salesman's desk) and the manager told me "you know we're very Christian based so we would NEVER try to scam people" immediately after he tried to squeeze an extra two THOUSAND fucking dollars out of me for HIS fuckup.

This is my one isolated experience with a REPUTABLE dealer in my area, I have to imagine this shit happens all the time to people just trying to secure reliable transportation in Carbrain Hell

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