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I'm an owl AMA (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 days ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I too late to ask you a question?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, go ahead

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was my question, thanks!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

bird-screm1 I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

nowai

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

I smell great, that smell is your conscience

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who?

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

It's owl poop

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Hoohoo or hoothoot?

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ll dip YOU in gravy

soviet-pout

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Neener neener! owl-wink

[–] drippylilkitten@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I peck the keys

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

So owl pellets....taste better or worse than when it went down?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gasp that's lewd

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

You know me I'm a lude dude

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

How are you feeling?

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i heard owls are wise so as an owl do you have any particular investment advice in these turbulent times?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Yea buy more bored apes

[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Do you have rat bones in your feces

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Owl, what do you stand for?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Free Benis for all

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about bean usury? The bean oversight committee has rolled back all beanis consumer protections!!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I said free Benis not beanis sheesh.

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many poor mice do you eat a day?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh so you just assume the owl eats mice hmm

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, do you?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only that one time but it was a racist mouse

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Really then how do you explain all these mouse skeletons in your dirt??!

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Necromancy?

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Y r u soggy ?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't bathe

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it piss?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

No ~~maybe~~

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How many licks to get to the center of the lollipop?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

How many licks to get to the center of your mom

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

walter-breakdown

Terrible thing to read as I'm hanging out with my mom. i-cant

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you really an owl, or a human in an owl costume?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I am 3 small horses in a costume

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stinky?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

NO

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hmmm sounds like sth a stinky would say

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

I am not and you can't prove it

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