SovietBeerTruckOperator

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Can confirm, I am an adult and I'm sexually attracted to other adults. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Guy I have a confession, I have a sick disgusting fetish...

spoilerAdult women

I am utterly speechless. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Look it's not my fault the British have a lot of weird twee nicknames for things

Trump Floats Sending Elon Musk Back to South Africa in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hell yeah I can trace part of my fam back to the fucking mayflower!

🚬🤏👶 "goo goo gaga" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
I am utterly speechless. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Oi gubvenor I'm goin' to the iron monger to buy meself a smackerwhappy (hammer)"

I am utterly speechless. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I remember as a kid we would regularly go to the town square, have a friendly chat with the baker, have a friendly chat with the greengrocer, friendly chat at the corner shop, get some advice from the ironmonger

I'm sorry did you live in the fucking Hanseatic League or some shit? Fucking iron monger?

me when i used to be gay but im not gay anymore. im DEFINITELY NOT GAY anymore. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
me when i used to be gay but im not gay anymore. im DEFINITELY NOT GAY anymore. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
me when i used to be gay but im not gay anymore. im DEFINITELY NOT GAY anymore. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

CW: well, you know.

me when i used to be gay but im not gay anymore. im DEFINITELY NOT GAY anymore. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (8 children)

We also sometimes exchange nudes

Hetero-fellas, the bar is THIS low, y'all can do it in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I proposed to my wife by kidnapping her and putting her in a custom built underground cell for a week depriving her of natural light and only feeding her white rice and Gatorade. Every night I'd blast the theme song to Barney at full volume into the cell.

Finally I came down in a mask with a box and told her she had to see what was inside, and sure enough it was a ring.

She said no, and now im doing five years in prison deeper-sadness

me when i used to be gay but im not gay anymore. im DEFINITELY NOT GAY anymore. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Yeah she's really cool. We share a lot of minion memes.

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What if instead of Romeo and Juliette it was Romeo and Oubliette? (hexbear.net)
 

And he falls in love with a dungeon that his family forbids him from seeing.

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Bit Idea: Leftist Trad Wife influencer (hexbear.net)
 

Like she just loves baking and being a mom but also drops hot Marxist takes.

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Forming a Capitalist-Vanguard! (hexbear.net)
 
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What are, if any, the ideologically difference between Sunni and Shia Islam? (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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Like I get the historical thing with the heir to Muhammad, but what is there actual doctrinal disagreement?

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Steam Summer Sale suggestions? (hexbear.net)
 

I just go some Steam giftcards from a friend and want to put them to good use.

Also FYI my PC isn't the most powerful in the world so I can't play anything super high rez.

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History of Western Regime Change in Iran (www.youtube.com)
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Damn, Soviet propaganda still appropriate today. (hexbear.net)
 
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Oh boy Zorhan won! (hexbear.net)
 

This is great! Can't wait for him to no be able to do anything due to gridlock from the NYC democratic party machine and have to capitulate constantly, and then the massive Centrist Lib media apparatus will blame every problem plaguing NYC (even if the problems predated his mayoralship) which will give the Dem establishment more ammunition to blame all their woes on the progressive wing of the party and sell disenfranchised urban poor voters on establishment Dems.

Really a big fucking win for us. Letting the city sink under and establishment Dem was totally not the smarter fucking move.

Also if anyone calls me a doomer for this take I'll be recording your usernames and asking you how you feel about this post in a year from now.

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Think I'm gonna do the long mustache, short beard look (hexbear.net)
 

Feel like half the hot girls I know are dating a dude with that facial hair.

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I have found the most Irishy Irish YT channel ever (www.youtube.com)
 

This guy clearly pisses Stout and shits Potatoes.

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I wish I had more context for this picture (hexbear.net)
 

Does this lady work at the Chinese National Erotic Prints Factory? Or are those saucy pics of herself she's printing on an industrial printer and she just has a poster of Mao up?

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Anyone else have really fucked up dreams but don't GET fucked up by them? (hexbear.net)
 

I constantly have dreams where crazy violent and weird stuff happens but I don't wake up in cold sweats or anything. I just get up and was like "that was kinda fucked" and then go take a shower and go about my day.

Am I a psychopath or something?

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