KuroXppi

Fortunately, I've never had USA citizenship, but I will gladly go on a no-fly list for my love of red bean buns.

ITT: a lot of very good games that I'll never play because now I think they're all terribly, irredeemably flawed

I say this with utmost sincerity, GOOD fn post

how many doushabao do I have to eat before I get citizenship

yatto kizuita na omae

please excuse me for asking the obvious but have you checked your surroundings for a coelacanth

Given that the others have already wishes for communism and all that good stuff I'm gunna go for some really small-target wishes

Wish I didn't have adult acne like wtf I'm one foot in the grave and I still get pimples

um, I'd like my stomach to not be messed up and that I could digest food properly

I wish that my phone could run two apps at once and not just crash one of them so I can listen to a podcast and play a game at the same time

Yeah I know.... still

Oh in SOTC killing the collosi made me way too sad

Fair warning you lose your tanuki powers if you do this

Ohohoho what is this? A secret megathread, perchance??

Peebus nutter and jim