It's bullshit. You just need to dine and dash, but there's too many delicious sushis and your tummy gets too full so you can't run, so you end up getting caught and having to pay, it's messed up.
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Get this, they have hotpot trains in China. So you just pick what you want to boil in your personal hot pot soup. It's great
You're really testing my commitment to the bit 
Japanese mass transit is shit compared to China's, so I think the bit can still work
Idk what a "sushi train" is but it has train in the name so it must be AWESOME
It's sushi that's placed onto small plates on a conveyor belt that loops through the restaurant. You take the plates off the belt as they pass and you pay by the number and colour of plates you take (e.g. yellow plates $2, green plates $3, red plates $5 as the sushi on each plate is a different grade, e.g. egg roll may be a yellow, tuna a green, and salmon roe a red plate)
Hm I think I prefer the "I'mma get up and fill by plate with bullshit" approach of sushi buffets
It's fun in a gimmicky kinda way. Some places (not where I live unfortunately, afaik) do all-you-can-eat sushi train which I think I'd enjoy from a value-for-money perspective
Sushi trains are brilliant. Dunno what you’re on about here. My only complaint is that the sushi is on plates and not cute little train cars you can eat off of.
the patrons and chefs should also be on their own traincars 
I've only been once and ~~it was expensive~~ spent more than I wanted/expected to. The people I went with got into a competition to see who could stack more plates and we split the bill equally. So perhaps it's unfair for me to judge it on that alone but in my mind it's now associated with small serves that add up quickly