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I have Zionists in my family who are like “they were an uncivilized population until us Jews came in” and I’m like what THE FUCK, GRANDMA?! 
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bonus dunk material since I've got an RSS feed hooked up to this shit for modding purposes
you've got the whole squad laughin with that knee-slapper, chum pal
I simply violate the law 
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From the river to the sea, you malignant freaks 
People always say to me, they always say: 'Ms. TomboyShulk, aren't you a little harsh with these pre-emptive purges?' Folks, as you can–and you can see it quite clearly–quite clearly see with this rambunctious little imp, I'm just as harsh as I need to be; could stand to be a bit harsher, frankly.
Hexbear never is, never has, never claimed to be, and never will be a free speech platform 
if that offends you, I’ll help you pack 
I’ve been owned. I’m turning my antifa card to my CPC handler, in disgrace 
Also love how this mf thinks we're suppressing dissent because we're trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it'll convince this site to abandon communism 
As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i'm pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works/!tankiejerk@lemmy.world or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn't hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time 
the admin doesn't want to talk to me after I've been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad 
this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out 
this is what the. hex bear wants. we cannot link the Goulash Arch-pelican at them.. 1987
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This is an instance we have never federated making a defederation post about us. You can search the instances page, we've never linked with a kbin instance. we've never interacted with kbin users. we don't even have to dunk on them for our posting power to overwhelm.
thanks for the free ban list, fucking nerds
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you may notice 32 fewer annoying people on the fediverse and that's because I combed through 4 cross-site hexbear drama threads and all of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works for users on instances we're still federated with that would either vehemently rather not see this site themselves, have active beef with this site, or are just straight up reactionary, and I banned them. I banned them all. I am become George Orwell, Nineteen of Eighty-Fours. 
If a single hexbear user is participating in this (which I sincerely doubt, and honestly refuse to lend any bit credence towards, and yet I indulge this fantastical hypothetical nonetheless) they will immediately be site-banned for 1984 years. CSAM is reprehensible and is not tolerated. I truly doubt this is the case. If Hexbear is occupying this kind of space in your brain, I would wholeheartedly recommend you 
and meet some people.
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only a slightly less pathetic version of that /r/ShitHexbearSays sub that popped up a while back that had like one active account