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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

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[–] TomboyShulk@hexbear.net 136 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

the admin doesn't want to talk to me after I've been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad boohoo

this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out stalin-joking

[–] TomboyShulk@hexbear.net 112 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

Also love how this mf thinks we're suppressing dissent because we're trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it'll convince this site to abandon communism no-choice

As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i'm pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works/!tankiejerk@lemmy.world or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn't hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time gulag

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he's on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you're not to be trusted.

[–] TomboyShulk@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

ooooooooooooooh I’ve been owned. I’m turning my antifa card to my CPC handler, in disgrace cri

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago

zenz Everything's coming up Zenz!

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right. Suppressing dissent like… Imagine thinking we haven’t heard the fucking “default” politics of 99% of the internet and you’re going to come here and bring us the good word.

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[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

But they called the manager! Doesn't that mean anything anymore?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 128 points 2 years ago (13 children)

A lot of people don't seem to understand that "post hog" is a mocking take on "post tits" used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude "there are no women on the internet".

Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There's absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn't understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

jjaredsw1 you are not forgotten

[–] CommunistBarbie@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago (3 children)

was that the nazi who rage posted their shriveled chode

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

:leo-point:

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[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago
[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

This is a deep reddit-logo chapotraphouse cut

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 103 points 2 years ago

Every time.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 100 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh god, it's this person again?

This person is completely obsessed with us and is always screaming for mods. No chill at all, needs to go take a break from the internet. Always making these huge posts full of citations and graphs and shit chronicling how impolite we are. I don't even know what their politics are or anything but this has gotten really silly.

[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago

Them: frothingfash

Hexbear: hexbear-specter sicko-pog

Me: meow-popcorn

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wanna see the rudeness chart

[–] axont@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Excuse me buster you're registering an overflow on the nasty-meter 🌡🚨

For real though one of the examples of unforgivable rudeness was posting the very-intelligent emoji

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hexbear mods: refuse to remove post hogs

Lemmy mods: refuse to remove calling for nuclear armageddon, bloodthirst, nazi simps, sinophobia, russophobia etc.

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 77 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love how any of these posts go limp if you ask

So what did you post anyway?

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago

I was just politely expressing my disgust for the lesser races and here comes the Hexbear brigade to harass me

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Lol. Lmao even.

Lemmee user if you're reading this, post your hog.

[–] local_taxi_fix@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

How dare you post sexual comments! I will be reporting you to the mods, your mother, and the principal for this.

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[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I love how they come here starting shit...

Yes, some of my comments are done with the aim of making hexbear look bad. (source)

And then go and whine about it! lmayo

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[–] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hexbear-shining anarchista-chad mods:

freeze-peach stalin-gun-1 hexbear-chapochat

Lemmy LIB nerds:

powercry-1rage-cryrage-crypowercry-2

Pleased Hexbearite userbase:

deng-smilestalin-joking data-laughing

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)

smh. @Egon@hexbear.net what the hell? size shaming? really?

do better. data-laughing

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[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"How dare someone tell me to post hog out."

The average Hexbear user:

spoiler

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[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

evil tankie.... VOTE MANIPULATION: Exhibit A rage-cry

[–] TomboyShulk@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

goobers cannot comprehend we might possibly just not want to interact with them oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago

🚨BRIGADING!!! 🚨

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unrelated but it's always funny to see a call-out post with the little "oh but please don't be mean to them!" People online send death threats if you look at them weird, you know what you're doing

[–] TomboyShulk@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i-think-that please be mean to me actually, it’s funnier

[–] Stoatmilk@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's not as if we are against "censoring" people based on their politics, the accusation is that they defederated from hexbear for obviously political reasons while claiming to be free speech platforms for everyone

[–] TomboyShulk@hexbear.net 78 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Hexbear never is, never has, never claimed to be, and never will be a free speech platform nineteeneightyfour

if that offends you, I’ll help you pack bridget-pride-stay-mad

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago
[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There was a great purge? And I missed it?! angry-hex

[–] TomboyShulk@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you haven't missed it. it never ends stalin-feels-good

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[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

It's ongoing, don't worry

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

Literally the 4chan copypasta about the old sub, except in earnest this time lmao.

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Now that that lemm.ee thread has also been removed, who wants to speculate on how this loser's vendetta is going to escalate?

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