DickFuckarelli

Seems like an interesting hobby I literally know fuck all about.

Talk me into it. Or talk me out of it. I'm good with either.

So, I've had moments in the past where I might have spent 30 seconds thinking about this subject but ultimately I don't give a fuck about competitive sports so my analysis usually ends up being, all competitive sports should be banned because competitive sports are dumb. Which is admittedly a neanderthal take.

But yeah, now the global athletic showdown is going down and seemingly everyone in my immediate vicinity keeps clutching their pearls and I guess I'm sick of not being able to advocate for trans comrades appropriately and articulate a proper response.

So what's a better response besides, "who cares?" Am I missing something? Like, if all things were equitable, what would or should competitions look like?

Help me out. I honestly have no idea.

Keep your bullshit takes and analysis coming, Libs. Your tears will taste like candy in November. Dems collectively (and repeatedly) shit the bed since Obama (and really going back decades before - but for simple arguments sake, Obummers do-nothing double term is a fine place to start), and now you get to sleep in it.

I think he'll wholly jettison the Republican establishment this go around. His VP is going to be a sycophant, as will anyone else in his orbit. He's going to go on tour holding rallies every other week, talking about toilet flushing water and how they clean coal. He'll piss the Pentagon off by ending Ukraine involvement, and/or saying the quiet part outloud with regards to Palestine - something to the effect of it's ok for Israel to eradicate Palestine because white colonialists erased the natives in America and that worked out well for everyone since now there are Indian Casinos.

What else?

Stuck hanging out with LibShits and Chuds for mandatory fun. The amount of bad takes are staggering.

You are all the best. Thanks for helping me keep my sanity.

And none of you motherfuckers wowed me.

Heavy is the head that carries the One True Leftist's crown.

When can we get a Snuggle Session around here?

I fucking love to cuddle!

I genuinely hope anyone reading this is having a good day. I'm glad you're here.

When you open up the cellophane package and take a sniff, the air is tinged with a sense of extreme efficiency and a hint of personal choice!

... And think to yourself, "fuck anyone named Ted, especially Ted Turner."

Colorizing movie motherfucker. Rot in hell.

They should be your favorite band, too.

I'm going to be up all night any ways so AMA. Fire away.

2 hour update: it's quite a dull pain. Feels like I was kicked in the dick a good 10-20 times. No chance I'm sleeping tonight. There's part of me that can't believe I did this voluntarily.

Keep the questions coming. That's the only thing coming for some time. Bazinga!

3 hour update: the local anesthesia has definitely worn off. Pretty sure the nurse nicked my balls during the shave down or it might be my skin is sore from when they yanked my sack up to my gut and taped the ol' turkey neck down for easier incision. Anyhow, this shit sucks. Thanks for keeping me entertained. You are all some good pals and good sports.