ChaosMaterialist

joined 5 years ago

low-patina-copper fade!! cheer

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Poly is the U-238 of romance, extremely powerful but also extremely unstable and prone to split in half with the slightest neutral influence.

Boomers finally learned the Zoomers are in their 20s and Millennials are in their 40s yells-at-cloud

Early Games Workshop art was a vibe.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm helping a friend move today, but I did finish Super Mario 3D World with my nephew last week. I'm sure we'll tackle Bowser's Fury next.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There is a uBlock Origin plugin I use to specifically block shorts

https://github.com/Harren06/ublock-yt-shorts

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

not just any dumb robot, but the dumb robot created by their god emperor :melon-musk: himself

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

NAFO in shambles!

The irony is NATO finally got a land war with Russia after so many decades, and it's the very thing that's going to break it up.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

:no-fun-allowed:

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

obligatory shoutout to our own comm c/shrekland

 

Real Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand hours

More memes dunking on :freeze-gamer:

Domino Effect meme template with "#Gamergate" on the little end and a picture of the Nintendo Switch 2 price increase from tarriffs on the big end.

I also happened to find the image from the deleted Reddit thread referenced in this post because :sicko-blur:

cw Assassination

Two bullet trajectories looking down on two heads, one intersecting the head and the other missing the head. Below each image is a price, $399.99 and $659.99 respectively

 

The full timeline

  • 5am UTC (10pm PST, 1am EST) - Partial eclipse starts
  • 6:30am UTC (11:30pm PST, 2:30am EST) Total eclipse starts
  • 7:30am UTC (12:30am PST, 3:30am EST) Total eclipse ends.

EDIT: Here is a livestream from Griffith Observatory for people who can't see it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BguB5KSBYd0

 

Yes I am banging on the lathe again timmy-pray lathe-of-heaven inshallah

When Bibi restarts the war, because zionist-despair, he will make our Big Wet Boy a-little-trolling look bad.

If anybody hates looking bad its trump-drenched

trump-anguish will immediately post on TruSoc how he hates and is disappointed in isntrael and immediately cut off all arms sales and funding. Limp low-energy republicans will fall in line or else face angry-place and his rabid frothingfash

Without funding or weapons the idf-cool will collapse along with isntrael and all the settlers settler will be forced to move back to New Jersey.

Isntreal was right: There can only be a one-state solution...

palestine-heart THE PALESTINE STATE!! palestine-strong

 

Nosfer et tu, Brutae?

spoilerthe real badposting is not having a comedy comm

 

Thesis War on Canada proposed by comrade @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net doggirl-smart

Anti-Thesis War on Mexico proposed by comrade @Crucible@hexbear.net :mystery-emote:

Synthesis War on NAFTA^1^ by a-little-trolling porky-scared

I'm going to put the :lathe-of-heaven: down before I think of something even dumber. blob-no-thoughts

1Yes I know it's now the USMCA now, but that's such a boring name that nobody's heard about.

 

The lathe-of-heaven belongs to buh

 

reach-left kropotkin-shining reach-right

breadpill hexbear breadpill

 

I am the specter of Leftist Tops hauntingly reassuring liberals after a particularly rough election.

A lot of people are without support and adrift. I've had good luck reaching out to people I know offline and being a positive and reassuring voice. Here are some examples I've used in the last couple of hours.

Just a reminder to tell your fellow liberals that they didn't fail anyone. They were failed by DNC leadership

I've also had success with: "The disenchantment with the Democratic party will pave the way for a true 3rd party that represents regular folks instead of rich donors."

Other threads with more resources and field reports

This probably won't work for terminally online Reddit/Twitter/etc posters, as their coping is largely around lashing out at people. Now is a good time for some good ol' touch-grass

 

New York is currently in the lead with 56.7% of their ballots counted, but California just passed Georgia with 54.1% of their ballots. We go live in San Bernardino where Alice has the latest...

 

And people think biden-point and paid-for-by-kamala-harris didn't keep their campaign promises obama-sad

 

This banger was released 20 years ago, and encapsulates the feeling of the era right down to the Flash animations.

 

They have nearly a dozen such song covers over the last few months, and the videos have a home-video vibe.

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