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[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

More like HexBread lmaooooooo

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sugar! Spice! And Everything Nice!

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect leftist.

But Professor Kropotkin accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction,

Chemical HEX!!

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Sal, especias, y muchas cosas bonitas

Estos son los ingredientes para crear a las izquierdistas perfectas

Pero el profesor Posadas accidentalmente vertió en la mezcla

EL INGREDIENTE HEX

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

You may not like it, but this is what yeast performance looks like 😤

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Holy See?!

Yeah I see that whole grain bread kropotkin-big

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

bread queen deliver us the Revolution timmy-pray

[–] morte@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

no........ it cant be........m. its not possiblr.....

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

SEARCH YOUR F E E L I N G S. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

should have said you kneed it to be true

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

At yeast I tried... 🍞😔🍞

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

That's butter.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Hot Fresh Breadumn served up on a clear fall morning.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yakitate Ja-Pan (2001 - 2007)

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I read 🍞 theory 🍞

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gotta eat that bread that's so good you go back in time

Tell Stalin not to stop at Berlin

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

writing furiously

tell...stalin...not...to...stop...

Got it! *time machines away*

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

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GET THAT BREAD

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