FlakesBongler

joined 5 years ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

drug lord

You owls been holding out on me!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

My brother just kept his in the air vent next to his bed

Would have been a schlep for him to go the nearest trees

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago

Give me two years and I'll have on so many shirts, everyone will have to listen to me

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

WRONG!!!

Everyone actually gets off by inhaling the fumes left by making a daguerrotype

It's called daggin' and it's impossible to go back once you've taken that step

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Quora is the real money melon

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

The humble prevert can no longer dispose of their used pornos in the woods for children to find them

Because of woke

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago

He was the OG

Original Germophobe

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

Gotta start imagining now

That or get better at drawing, or 3d modeling, or sculpting, or scrimshaw

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

Touch of death!

 

I might have overdone it with the wacky tobaccy, but that's no excuse to be so mean to me kitty-cri

 

Happy January 6th to all who celebrate that guy taking a laser to his own balls until death

 

I'm punishing a Yankee pig by stubbing their little toe on a doorframe!

No, i'm not just recontextualizing hurting myself by accident, stop saying that

 

So my partner does design work and her current project is with a couple of different universities

University of Miami is being really nasty about her work, so I drew this on my phone to show her and she's been laughing for the last 20 minutes and said you all would probably like it too

It's a Gator doing a dropkick in front of a cross that's also in front of the setting sun

 

You know it

I know it

 

Short version: Bunch of Jarheads tried to sneak into North Korea to plant a listening device on Trump's orders, got spotted immediately, killed the witnesses, sank their bodies, then immediately ran back home

 

This is what happens

 

Beany Tuesday has done it again

 

YOU ~~CAN'T~~ AIN'T RIGHT

 

It's all vibes, all the way down

 

Is that a thing?

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