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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Today is 2nd Chapomber Year 5. A belated happy new Hexbear year comrades!

The 12 30-day months are as follows:

  • Chapomber
  • Icepickuary (Icepick day is on 22 Icepickuary (20 August of the old calendar))
  • Sicktober
  • Bearober
  • Pigpoopballuary
  • Stalinber (Stalin was born on 21 Stalinber (18 December of the old calendar))
  • Hammeruary
  • Sickleber
  • Hexber
  • Tankuary
  • Marxuary (Marx was born on 10 Marxuary if I didn't fuck it up)
  • Pride month

There are 5 days added at the end of the year, plus an extra day every four years. These are:

  • China day
  • Vietnam day
  • DPRK day
  • Laos day
  • Cuba day
  • Former and future socialist experiments day (every four years)
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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

No beantember I'm sorry I don't observe this calendar

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Yes, beanuary too lets have that as well

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