I often offer my services to my less social friends. I'll talk to the waiter or go to the front desk of the place we're at no problem.

Yeah, I'm luckily so shameless that I'll usually follow it up with "no? Nothing? Okayyyy..." But it does happen. If I do it to someone else it's either because i totally zoned out (oop sorry i know it's rude) or because the person said something where my only reply would get me in trouble (chud saying something at work where i want to tell them to go fuck themselves and die)

I guess doing abatement work is good right now eh

You've got this. Also, maybe try just not pursuing anyone for a little bit. See how that goes?

You know honestly if having a job meant all my other needs were taken care of I'd kinda enjoy it

A lot of people are on anti depressants these days. Like most of my friends and a lot of people I work with and that just the people comfortable talking about it

They're all the same monkey and the doctor is a woman

So glad there were no smart phones when i was that age

Every time i get a raise they make lunch cost more to keep me from feeling like I make enough to eat out a lot so I'm sorry everyone i got a pretty big bump a bit ago

Honestly maybe I'm desensitized from all the weird music i like but I always thought it was that and didn't even think it was a big deal lol

If pee is stored in the balls where is the poop?

Meatwad it's checked