EstraDoll

Hey, thanks for joining us, man! There's no way Protagonist Jones can take us down now! Just walk very very slowly out in the open hip firing your big ass machine gun. You've got so much health and armor and firepower that there's no way he can take you down as long as he stands in the open and doesn't take cover! Just walk right out in that opening under that mezzanine where I put some rocket launchers and grenades for later!

walking into the army recruitment office showing them my sick as hell karambit skills i learned off tiktok and refusing to leave until they let me join the navy seals

It's really fucking with me that almost everything is the exact same except for Filadelphia and Virginia Occidental. Just enough to look the same in English with like 2 tiny differences

Of course! The rope is completely indestructible! The buckle is made out of like... rusty tin foil, but it's only like... the size of your forearm. it's too small to hit. probably. oh who cares, we got this!

Nice! I'll keep some guys in reserve right underneath the very precarious net full of crates dangling from the ceiling. It looks sketchy but it'll hold as long as nothing hits the buckle too hard like a bullet

"Well, Elon, you said you wanted to go to Mars. Let's send you there"

😒who are you calling a sub?

my race is W for Wumbo

Alright guys, we got Protagonist Jones coming in through this corridor full of chest high walls. We outnumber him 20 to 1 so we should be fine. I got this great spot near chest high wall #23 right in front of the big red barrels full of explosives! There's no way he's getting through here!

the dog girls got to me, i now own a collar and i hate to say it but it looks fucking hot

i even got a tag ordered to go with it. shaped like a brass knuckle with the word "BITCH" written on it with my phone #

@SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net is wrong. I am an experienced goonette who can last 8-9 hours

torture could not get that out of me