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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE, WHO WANTS SOME?

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEE???

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please put directly on my balls. Thanks!

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

DOES ANNYBODDY WANT CAWWFEEEE????

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Coffee makes my heart pound but I'll share my monster with ya

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aren't they both caffeine? How does your heart know the difference?

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS- WHO WANTS COFFEE?

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEEE?

[–] pr0kch0p@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhh

Can I get -- you know what nevermind

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

DO YOU WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE!

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I JUST MADE A FRESH POTTOF COFFFFEEE!

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd like some coffee please

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, as I have previously indicated, I would like some coffee please.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

HEY BUD, YOU WANT SOME COFFEE??

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me. I only got tea right now.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] KarlTheMarx@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No thanks, I just cut caffeine.

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as it’s coffee flavored

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm having easter dinner flashbacks now

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[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

coffee tastes like poop so no i would take tea if you have some

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE!

[–] blame@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

let us go to the coffee shop and buy a coffee and drink the coffee and eat a small sweet treat with the coffee and be refreshed and recharged to continue working for 5 more hours.

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[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know what, I'll take some for the novelty of it doggirl-grin

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I JUST BREWED THIS FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it's hot now so i've started doing cold brewing in my french press. it's really good i can't believe they charge so much for the premade stuff

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I JUST MADE COFFEE

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