Belly_Beanis

Was watching TV streams and after I closed down the apps, I caught a glimpse of a commercial for "Forgotten Jews," a charity claiming to help feed elderly Jews living in poverty in former Soviet states (including Ukraine). They had a very old Holocaust survivor talking about not having enough food to eat. Okay, that sounds like a legit thing to have a charity for. So I search for their org and find their Wikipedia article. From the article:

The International Fellowship of Christians and Jews (also referred to as IFCJ or The Fellowship) is a philanthropic organization founded in 1983 by Yechiel Eckstein[1] whose stated mission is to promote understanding and cooperation between Jews and Christians, and provide humanitarian aid for the State of Israel.

Some more further down the article:

On Wings of Eagles assists Jews in making aliyah (immigration) to Israel from the former Soviet Union, Ethiopia, Europe, Arab lands, and other countries around the world, and helps them with their klitah (resettlement).

Stand for Israel rallies churches, Christian leaders and others to advocate for Israel by praying for it and supporting its right to exist in peace and security.

The organization also supports the Israeli Christian Recruitment Forum, a group led by Gabriel Naddaf, a Greek Orthodox priest from Nazareth, which aims to increase the number of Christian Arabs volunteering to serve in the Israel Defense Forces.

Overall, the Fellowship supports over 450 programs across Israel with 5000 volunteers involved.[15] According to The Christian Post, "The Fellowship ... has placed nearly 3,000 bomb shelters in Israel to date.

Isreal is deliberately starving Palestinians and shooting them by luring them out with food. They then have the fucking audacity to roll out some little old lady to ask for food while they send donations to the IDF and Christian zionists. Absolute ghouls.

And this was on a public station. Very cool, PBS. I hope Trump actually does manage to cut your funding. Fucking nazi collaborators, all of you.

Live footage of the cardinal voting ceremonial smoke:

...is the same as getting your pilot's license and buying a 737. Has millennial irony gone too far?

I don't have much to say other than the writer and director are both pieces of shit.

Federal Beanis Inspector, show me your beans!

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Oh god o fucc:

Timelapse (beanis exists outside of time and space so this was the only footage we could find):

...except we'll change the meaning to "Unlimited Shitposting Anonymously." I bet libs will fall for it.

Every time they escape, we have to go several hours without posting as management tries to chase them all down. Do you know how hard it is to get birds (nevermind owls) back on the power treadmill to continue generating electricity once they've discovered the floor isn't lava? It's a whole ordeal! There's enough struggle sessions on hexbear.net that we don't need to add new ones about the ethics of keeping up the facade so we can power the servers.

P.S. the site used to be powered by a dope ass bear on a treadmill but he escaped. He was last seen holding up a 7/11 for chocolate bars.