Belly_Beanis

joined 9 months ago
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It cost you $0 to not post this. Instead, your electric bill has gone up.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago

Hey CNN remind me, have you ever had neo-nazis appear on your network who were allowed to say whatever the fuck they wanted?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

No, I just have him in my nether regions where he won't shut the fuck up.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not posting my scrotum just because you told me to.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 18 points 16 hours ago

TIL Kim Il Sung did nothing wrong. Collaborators deserved worse.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That episode just kept escalating with its absurdity. I'm wondering if he actually jerked off in the cockpit or just pretended he did. Has Captain Sully seen this? Has he commented on it?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I can't tell if that's Zelenskyy or some guys cosplaying Zelenskyy.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Western leftists really not beating the allegations of benefitting too much from living in the Imperial Core to be considered proles.

Of course, I don't know how much he makes in a month from his videos. He may fall under petite-bourgeois if he has people on his payroll for stuff like editing and marketing. It would mean his class interests have aligned with NATO over AES. He's also been a liberal AFAIK, never a full-on socialist. How you can understand intersectionality and remain a lib is beyond me.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even if a person spent it all on drugs, who cares? Why are you joining the War on Drugs on the side of feds?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

But like with many other things, when an issue starts to be less of an abstract horror that they can post outrage about and is actually something they'd have to face the reality of, even not as the direct victims and even if just through words on a screen, white and/or privileged leftists would rather shame people for their material conditions leaving them hopeless and desperate in a society that sees them as a disposable machines at best.

It makes me doubt their conviction. When the Red Terror starts, are these so-called "leftists" going to choke at pulling a trigger? If they get captured, are they going to snitch on people who trusted them? If they're so easily scratched at anonymous forum posts, they'll crack under pressure when it comes time to carry out actual revolution.

Their leftism is entirely performative. It's merely an aesthetic to them seperate from liberalism and fascism. They're anarkiddies with a veneer of literacy. Everything is hypothetical, nothing has actual consequences.

It's not like Hexbear mods are lining people up, calculating their wages, and forcing them to donate to posts where the OP indicates desperate need.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Am I going to cop a ban for these comments now?

Hopefully. This is reactionary liberal bullshit. What's next, you gonna get mad someone on Mutal Aid has a smartphone?

 
 

I don't have much to say other than the writer and director are both pieces of shit.

 

Federal Beanis Inspector, show me your beans!

 

tags: oh god o fuck, eldritch, lovecraftian, deep fried, baked, brainworms, cognito hazard, beanis

alternates: :hazard-beanis: :eldritch-beanis: :oh-god-oh-fuck: :hexbear-lore:

 

tags: swirly, beanis, angel, thumbs up, eldritch horror

alternatives: :swirly-beanis: :angel-beanis:

 

tags: biblically accurate, capitalist realism, beanis, thumbs up

alternative: :biblically-accurate-beanis: :roach-beanis: :thumbsup-beanis:

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net

Even More Biblically Accurate:

Oh god o fucc:

Timelapse (beanis exists outside of time and space so this was the only footage we could find):

 

...except we'll change the meaning to "Unlimited Shitposting Anonymously." I bet libs will fall for it.

 

Every time they escape, we have to go several hours without posting as management tries to chase them all down. Do you know how hard it is to get birds (nevermind owls) back on the power treadmill to continue generating electricity once they've discovered the floor isn't lava? It's a whole ordeal! There's enough struggle sessions on hexbear.net that we don't need to add new ones about the ethics of keeping up the facade so we can power the servers.

P.S. the site used to be powered by a dope ass bear on a treadmill but he escaped. He was last seen holding up a 7/11 for chocolate bars.

 

Here's mine:

xxx-xxxxx-xxxx-x-xxx

 

Then we can go back once the libs figure out they've been bamboozled.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
 

Just picked it up from the meme factory yesterday. That's Juicy Pear. And the lettering is something called "Lobster."

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