Belly_Beanis

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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

I always wanted Fury on one arm and Chaos on the other for my assassin.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Totally normal to create worlds where sexual assault and slavery are inflicted upon an entire population by another.

Motherfucker, it's made up. It's pretend. You can literally make conflicts with evil that don't involve shit like this. Then these fucking weirdos wonder why they get bullied because of their war crimes simulator.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

Damn Jeff Bezos really took a financial hit from the divorce if he's taking gigs as a presenter for Trump award ceremonies.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

Yup. The only attention neo-nazis should get from you is violence. There's a reason Richard Spencer stopped making public appearances (he kept getting punched in the face lmao).

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

"Never believe the antisemites are unaware of the absurdity of their claims." etc. etc. A lot of it is pure projection. Whites did to the world what they claim Jews are responsible for. Except when it's Whitey, it's "bringing civilization and technology to savages," while Jews are "underhanded and manipulators who are parasites on their host nation."

Whites are afraid of what they did to others will be done to them, but they know they subjugated the global south so they find a new threat to blame for their fake scenarios.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Gun ownership is allowed everywhere if you're brave enough.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Must be nice to be able to just quit your job and get a completely volunteer position. I wonder what this person does for money? 🤔

(How much you want to bet this fucker is a landlord or makes dividends on stock or their parents own the "activist group" or all of the above?)

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

White isn't a color it's a shade you fucking hacks.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Exactly. And "Christianity" with "human rights."

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

They could base it off Epic Armageddon where you're commanding entire chapters of Space Marines over battlefields several miles wide. Even if you go Minigeddon with 3mm scale (vs. 6mm of the original Epic models), a 6'x4' table is still only a mile wide or so.

Total War: Armageddon would be dope. You're not focused in on platoon skirmishes like DoW. You're commanding entire Titan legions with naval support dropping orbital bombardments across a city that's to scale.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's White Man's Burden repackaged for the 21st. Century. Everything outside of NATO is an authoritarian hellscape with zero rights for women and minorities while the US is the height of human achievement. Nations acting outside of NATO's interests become targets of this type of rhetoric.

"We need to fight Russia to the death (of every last Ukrainian) or else the hordes will overrun Western Civilization!"

Maddow talks like this because at her core, she is a white supremacist looking down her nose on what she sees are undisciplined children.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Israelis are posting their war crimes and crimes against humanity all over social media. Clearly the problem is the Ticket Docks and not Isrealis killing children."

 

Please respond.

 

We should start a holiday for when Romans arrived in England and taught them how to bathe and make beet sugar. We can have kids dress up as non-violent legionaries who wear traditional Roman military dress but don't carry weapons because it was a peaceful invasion. They can make hand griffins instead of hand turkeys and eat turnip pie for desert.

 

(Honestly what were you expecting?)

 

@Dort_Owl@hexbear.net @Snort_Owl@hexbear.net or whatever multi you're on, will these jorts fit to help cover up the hole where your ass' hole used to be?

 

Mods deleted my posts (obviously).

 

So anywho, I was watching Tom Mason's miniature archive where he goes through all of the sculpts he's done over the years and I stumbled upon his work he did for HeroClix. I never played HC or Mech Warrior, but I did play Mage Knight before I got into Warhammer. Beneath that shitty paint job, most of these figures are actually really good sculpts. Some examples:

The before shot.

...and after. Like holy shit there's faces and teeth on these. Some more I stripped:

Okay so how did I do this?

  1. As far as I know, all WizKids models are vinyl sculpts with vinyl paint. This means some of the paint is fused to the model, no matter how much you scrub, scrape, or strip.

  2. I used acetone. Honestly amazed they still let people buy this shit from any hardware store. You want to put the models into a glass or metal container with a sealable lid. Pour in the acetone to cover each model in the container.

  3. Let it sit for about 30 minutes to an hour. You'll want to stir or shake the brew to make sure every part of the models are exposed to the acetone. After an hour, you run the risk of dissolving the mini completely. Use caution.

  4. Pull a mini out of the acetone and wipe it off with a towel. You want to get as much paint off as you can, then put it in water and dish soap.

  5. Start scrubbing. I used old toothbrushes and a wire brush to get the paint off. A hobby knife was used to pick globs of paint out of crevices. The Elf up there holding a sack and a sword in the other hand? Originally there wasn't a gap between her left arm and her torso. I had to scrape it out, there was so much paint in there.

  6. You might need to put a model back in once you've cleaned off quite a bit. Be wary of how long a second acetone bath goes on.

  7. Once the model is clear of sludge and muck, rinse it off in the dishwater, then give it a quick bath and scrub in isopropyl alcohol (70% is good enough)

  8. Now you have an unpainted model you can use in other games or you can redo the original 'clix piece. I'm planning on using mine for a beastmen army and for a Rangers of Shadow Deep campaign.

The nice thing about this is how dead these games are now so you can often find the minis in bulk for dirt cheap. They work at 28mm scale. Also I'm dozing off so I'll post later

 

Was watching TV streams and after I closed down the apps, I caught a glimpse of a commercial for "Forgotten Jews," a charity claiming to help feed elderly Jews living in poverty in former Soviet states (including Ukraine). They had a very old Holocaust survivor talking about not having enough food to eat. Okay, that sounds like a legit thing to have a charity for. So I search for their org and find their Wikipedia article. From the article:

The International Fellowship of Christians and Jews (also referred to as IFCJ or The Fellowship) is a philanthropic organization founded in 1983 by Yechiel Eckstein[1] whose stated mission is to promote understanding and cooperation between Jews and Christians, and provide humanitarian aid for the State of Israel.

Some more further down the article:

On Wings of Eagles assists Jews in making aliyah (immigration) to Israel from the former Soviet Union, Ethiopia, Europe, Arab lands, and other countries around the world, and helps them with their klitah (resettlement).

Stand for Israel rallies churches, Christian leaders and others to advocate for Israel by praying for it and supporting its right to exist in peace and security.

The organization also supports the Israeli Christian Recruitment Forum, a group led by Gabriel Naddaf, a Greek Orthodox priest from Nazareth, which aims to increase the number of Christian Arabs volunteering to serve in the Israel Defense Forces.

Overall, the Fellowship supports over 450 programs across Israel with 5000 volunteers involved.[15] According to The Christian Post, "The Fellowship ... has placed nearly 3,000 bomb shelters in Israel to date.

Isreal is deliberately starving Palestinians and shooting them by luring them out with food. They then have the fucking audacity to roll out some little old lady to ask for food while they send donations to the IDF and Christian zionists. Absolute ghouls.

And this was on a public station. Very cool, PBS. I hope Trump actually does manage to cut your funding. Fucking nazi collaborators, all of you.

 

Live footage of the cardinal voting ceremonial smoke:

 

...is the same as getting your pilot's license and buying a 737. Has millennial irony gone too far?

 
 

I don't have much to say other than the writer and director are both pieces of shit.

 

Federal Beanis Inspector, show me your beans!

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