maybe try the first one? alternatively if you're on pc, there are mod menus that can spawn weapons on you
oh absolutely, but that's also the point of the series. both red dead redemption games are about grizzled white guys realizing they suck
the problem is almost definitely people not playing through the game enough to understand the actual themes
you should probably skip this one. killing and maiming is basically the only way you interact with the world and there's one scene in particular where you essentially go into a cyber-brothel
this is absolutely the least charitable read of the game. it's about a guy who realizes he's a cog in a deeply exploitative system and doing his best to undo some of the damage he's caused
damn, i'm gonna make a mod just for you. it's gonna have subway surfers and minecraft parkour in the bottom half of the screen to liven the game up
i didn't stick around to find out
i think it killed a part of me. i also saw a drag performance of the national anthem being saluted by cis gays
i went to a bar last night and saw a pride flag with a miller lite can on it. i think i turned into the joker for half an hour
getting fucking sick at the thought that i might only ever be a parkour noob
how the fuck are the krassensteins still around?
I figured it would be nice to get a thread up for questions and comments that people may think don't deserve their own thread.
I just got done with Walking Dead (I know) and I couldn't help but enjoy the preview of Murder Falcon in the back of an issue. It's a story about a guy who gets the power to summon a giant muscly falcon with the power of playing metal. It's surprisingly heartfelt and bittersweet and it only runs for 8 issues so you can knock it out in a day if you really want to.
I also really like the new Ultimate Spider-Man stuff they're doing. It's nice to see Peter happy but I can't shake the feeling that they're gonna ruin his life very soon. Honestly I'm happy when Marble does anything that isn't the same thing they've been doing for 30 years. Check out Ultimate X-Men as well if you like capeshit type stuff.
The musician, 80, read out pages of notes about a mole that had been developing near his genitals, including a worry that it would 'start annexing [his] stuff if left unchecked'. The improvised dermatology session lasted for 20 minutes - leaving audience members stunned.
Fans became enraged, eventually starting dueling chants of 'let's go d*** mole' and 'd*** moles suck', bouncing multiple beach balls around and generally getting rowdy after almost half an hour without any indication that the artist was going to sing a song.
The conflict came to a head when Waters invited an audience member to come on stage and tell him 'if it looked like melanoma'. The fan got on stage, looked at the singer's mole and genital region, threw up, then told the singer to 'f*** off and ask a doctor'. Waters immediately left the stage afterward, completely red with embarrassment, shuffling with his pants at his ankles like a little crab.
It is not clear why the fan went to look, only that what they saw was concerning enough to warrant a visceral reaction. For Waters' sake, hopefully it wasn't the mole that made them puke.
Vin Diesel recently found himself in the hot seat after the actor's YouTube channel was called inappropriate by the board of executives. Diesel and YouTube leadership had words in an emotionally-charged conversation streamed on the website.
"You're filming yourself.... pooping, into the toilet, which I'm told isn't currently breaking any guidelines so there's nothing we can do, but don't you feel ashamed of yourself?"
Diesel recently started the channel to promote the Netflix series Fast and Furious: Spy Racers and doesn't see anything wrong with the videos.
"I don't show logs, I don't show hogs. I cover up the sounds with a SpongeBob laugh, I even keep an air freshener in the outlet. I'm not hurting anybody."
While Diesel makes valid points, the YouTube board of executives is opposed to the idea of potentially showing sensitive content to minors.
"That SpongeBob laugh isn't fooling anybody. I don't know what you're eating but I guarantee that toilet looks like a Jackson Pollack painting. It's SpongeBob laughing and marbles hitting porcelain in the background."
Diesel fired back, giving an impassioned response to the executives' claims.
"I understand where you're coming from, but I think you view your audience as numbers. I treat my fans like family, and family doesn't poop with the door closed. It's that simple."
Diesel and YouTube seem destined to continue locking horns for the foreseeable future. YouTube has contacted Viacom to file a copyright claim but the company seems happy with the free publicity. We will continue to update as more information becomes available.
Source: TMZ.com
Twitter's recent rebrand has the internet buzzing, but nobody is more invested in the change than the CEO of Twitter, now X, Elon Musk. In a recent X thread, Musk described his thought process.
"It's been a long time coming. I've wanted to rebrand the site since I bought it; this new name is a reference to all of my eX-wives, my eX-children, my eXpectations for myself. I look at my life and I see rubble. I want that rubble to spread. I want chaos and turmoil all around me so I can build upon the demolished wreckage of the past. That's going to be my future; rebirth after destruction, and that begins with this accursed website."
Musk has fully leaned into his villain persona in the past 24 hours, expounding even further into this clearly pre-written manifesto:
"I look at all of you, happy despite being poor and it makes me sick. You try to troll me, not understanding the mental strength it takes to live my life. You think sending me Goatse and Lemonparty will stop this? That's just a bunch of guys being gay. That's nothing I haven't seen before."
Musk has continued to write the thread even to the time of reporting; we will update soon with further ramblings.
Tragedy struck the White House this past weekend resulting in Joe Biden breaking down in tears during a planned speech about unemployment. Biden wistfully looked into the distance before saying "She always loved unemployment".
Biden has been inconsolable since the news broke, with his son Hunter taking up the responsibility of primary support. The president reportedly "couldn't get out of bed" for several days and sources close to the situation claim the only thing that got him out of the rut was a chemically-induced bout of mania.
"He kept asking for a hit of the crack pipe, he kept saying 'Pass the crack, Jack' until Hunter was basically forced to let him have one," says White House spokesperson Garreth Wimbledon.
The president's behavior hasn't escaped the watchful eyes of his rivals. Former president Donald Trump spoke on Biden's condition at a rally this weekend, saying "All my wives are still alive. This guy, he's supposed to be leading the country, he can't even lead his wife to the hospital. Now I hear he's smoking crack. Folks, do we want a crackhead in the White House? No, absolutely not. The only Coke I'm having comes out of a can, the only scoring I'm doing is in the polls."
It is unknown whether or not the president is still using; we will update with more information as it becomes available.
Tragedy struck this past Thursday when Tim Gunn, executive producer and longtime mentor on Project Runway, was shot and killed after a contestant refused to accept a loss in the competition. The sore loser reportedly screamed "The colors aren't gonna be the only thing bleeding and washed!" before firing several rounds at Gunn. He unfortunately bled to death as the entire cast and crew watched, refusing to steal his spotlight. Gunn will be missed by fans, judges and contestants for years and years to come.
Curious as to how much blood the human body actually holds? Stream his untimely death now, only on Roku Channel! If you're trying to find funeral looks from the tribute episode, we've got you covered at JCPenney or JCP.com.
oh absolutely not. most people who do the same job as the main character want to die in a grand, gruesome way to become legends