AssortedBiscuits

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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

It's a good chance the fash loser actually posted the pepe before lol

This is what makes me sad about youth slang. The words are different, but the meaning behind them are the same. They are not experiencing anything new that millennials haven't experienced before outside of streaming and school shooter drills I guess. And at the same time, there are plenty of things that zoomers no longer experience due to societal decline wrought by neoliberalism. Streaming didn't exist when I was a kid while zoomers were born after the heyday of arcades as third spaces. I don't think I exactly missed out.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Normalize addressing people you don't like with LLM prompts.

When assets outlive their usefulness, they are unceremoniously dumped, and when assets prove to be a liability, they are mercilessly liquidated. Epstein has outlived his usefulness and was becoming a liability. If he didn't die in his prison cell, then they made an example out of him by torturing him to death and dumping his body into the sea.

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

This proves Hasan doesn't care about ANY of the marginalized groups he pretends to support.

Nah, it just means he knows California will go to Newsom anyways, so why waste the time voting lmao

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The only definitionally white people are Anglos owning in large part to the center of capital being situated entirely within the Anglosphere for centuries. Every other European ethnicity can have their white card taken away from them at any time by some gannon. That's what happened during WWI. Germans got demoted to slanty-eyed dog-eating Asiatics who fantasize about r-wording danty white maidens like every other POC because the UK was at war with Germany and as the only definitionally white people, Anglos ripped up the white card of Germans. How white someone is boils down to how well they can pass as an Anglo.

Too bad for these self-loathing Latines, Anglos think blanqueamiento is a made-up word. They do however subscribe to the one-drop rule, and good luck trying to explain how your one (1) Indigenous or one (1) African ancestor doesn't count to a red-faced gannon.

Not our fault Milhouse doesn't stand up for himself.

This Pokemon oneshots every single Pokemon from when I was a kid and has almost double the hp of the highest hp Pokemon of that era lmao

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They [choose to] comply [in advance] with strict German / Swiss / Austrian laws regarding [overly broad] "antisemitic" language, or they might get in trouble.

Just following orders like good obedient German citizens

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Israel is doing bad things

Exterminating entire extended families from existence and desecrating cemetaries by bombing them to rubble is just "doing bad things."

but saying they're worse than all middle eastern nations is insane.

Which Middle Eastern country harbors the greatest number of pedophiles and repeatedly harvests organs from dead Palestinians?

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The million dollar question is which is worse: liberals who mask or leftists who don't mask?

 

How did he get banned lmao

 

But tonight I say we must not move backward, but forward. We must not move forward but upward. And always — twirling, twirling, twirling — towards freedom.

 

The Wars of Star: The Renewal of Hope

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Latest of Battles

The Bond of James: The Ball of Thunder

The Wizard of Oz: The Scarecrow of Oz

The Second of Terminators: The Day of Judgment

The Craft of War: The Portal of Darkness

The Masquerade of Vampires: The Lines of Blood

The Deus of Machina: The Revolution of Humanity

The Age of Empires: The Age of Kings

 

mfw everyone to the left of him thinks he's throwing Palestinians under the bus

mfw everyone to the right of him thinks he's insincere and secretly supports Hamas

 

People throughout the world are delighted by Santa Claus, a jolly old man who distributes presents to good kids. But little do people know that this is a culmination of machinations by the CIA spanning decades to rehabilitate a man charged with war crimes and drug trafficking.

Santa Claus is the latest nom de guerre of Hans Klaus. While Klaus's early life is shrouded in mystery due to subsequent coverup by the CIA, Klaus was believed to be born in Germany during the 1900s where he quickly joined the Nazi Party as an industrialist manufacturing coke-infused carbonated beverages for the SS. Proudly touted as the youngest industrialist to employ concentration camp slave labor, Herr Klaus had his first setback when the Red Army destroyed his factories in Nazi-occupied Europe.

US intelligence, fearing that the secrets of coke-infused beverages would fall to the Soviets, quickly ferried Klaus to the US under Operation Paperclip. There, Klaus would adopt the first of many pseudonyms. His pseudonym while living in the US was believed to be Nikolai Petrovich. Klaus, posing as a Soviet dissident, would have his first taste in producing propaganda, which he would put into great use later in his life when suspicions of being behind the JFK assassination begin to hound him.

While being part of an operation to set up a reconnaissance base in the North Pole to spy on the Soviets, the CIA-led time discovered a secret society of elves. The CIA wasted no time in staging a coup to overthrow the elven government. Klaus was selected to rule over the elves as a puppet leader on behalf of the CIA. Leveraging Klaus's previous experience in making coke beverages and employing slave labor, the elves were forced into slavery where they begin making cocaine. The quality of elf cocaine proved to be legendary and within a decade, Klaus has his grubby hands in almost every single major drug trafficking operation in the world.

One of the biggest misconceptions is that Klaus lives in the North Pole when his main base of operations is really in Argentina. Using connections from the Nazi diaspora living there. Klaus began building what would become a virtually impregnable fortress in Argentina. The drug lord fortress, fit for a drug lord king like Klaus, is rumored to include a nuclear bunker and houses an entire regiment of Klaus's private army.

Klaus eventually adopted the name and identity "Santa Claus" after the assassination of JFK. While definite connections between Klaus and the assassination of JFK are still murky, rumors swirl of Klaus being the mastermind behind the JFK assassination after scholars discover a previously undiscovered recording where JFK clearly stressed the need to begin an offensive against Christmas. It is believed Klaus adopted the Santa Claus persona in an attempt to simultaneously rehabilitate the image of Christmas and to stimulate the US domestic economy through Christmas-induced consumerism.

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